So, like, this server is, like, so crazy awesome, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got this dude Vance, right, and he’s, like, got this plan to end the Ukraine war, but get this, it’s, like, basically the same as Putin’s plan. But, like, who cares about that, right?

You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

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  • Beast Survival

    Beast Survival

    1.20 – 1.21.3
    – Playtime Rewards – Earn crate keys, money, and more!
    – Exclusive Starter Access – New players can enter the mine & farm for the first 5 hours!
    – Random Crates – Get free keys for playing, daily crates, and every 3-hour crates!
    – Casino – Play Blackjack, Crash, Roulette & more!
    – Secure Trading System – No more scams!
    – Special Tags – For YouTubers, Twitch streamers & TikTokers!
    – Auction House – Buy & sell items with other players!
    – Wearables – Equip hats, chests, and other exclusive items!

    Extra Features:
    – Claims – Protect your land!
    – Interactive Chat – Show your items & mention players!
    – Dual Horses – Ride with a friend!

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  • CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

    CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

    With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

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  • BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

    BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

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  • Blockhead Banter

    Blockhead Banter
    Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

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