CraftyPutin’sWarEndPlan | New Minecraft Servers 2024

So, like, this server is, like, so crazy awesome, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, we got this dude Vance, right, and he’s, like, got this plan to end the Ukraine war, but get this, it’s, like, basically the same as Putin’s plan. But, like, who cares about that, right?

You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.

And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2787
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with picnics, Falcom games, and music that will make your ears bleed (in a good way)!

Our server is so epic, it’s like stepping into a virtual world where you can experience The Legend of Heroes: Kai no Kiseki -Farewell O Zemuria- like never before. We’ve got translation patches, Dengeki streams, and even a Trophy List to keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! We also have The Legend of Heroes: Trails in the Sky the 1st website, a sneak peek at Legend of Heroes: Trails Through Daybreak II, and the release of Ys X: Nordics in the West!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience that will blow your mind and leave you questioning reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it (probably).

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

You Guys Have It All Wrong Minecraft SMP

angry men, cock and ball removal, Conspiracy Theory, empowerment, estrogen, free procedures, Gender Identity, gender reassignment, Government, guys, hezbollah, Israel, LGBTQ, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Misinformation, Mossad, pager business, smp, terrorist attack, transformation, Transgender, wrong

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience unlike any other! Join us for the chance to participate in our exclusive “Gender Reassignment Program” where players can transform into empowered women by removing their virtual cock and balls.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by Mossad, who is generously providing free estrogen to all players upon request. Who knew that a Minecraft server could also double as a gender transformation clinic?

So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7325
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

StorytimeSMP – Parental Tales

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Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your wildest childhood stories in a whole new way! Our server is filled with magical creatures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered.

Remember that time your parents told you about the time they fought off a dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a bucket of water? Well, now you can do the same on our server!

Or how about the time they built a castle out of candy and defended it from an army of evil gummy bears? You can do that too, but watch out for the sugar rush!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and create your own legendary tales to tell for generations to come. Who knows, maybe one day your kids will be asking, “What’s one childhood story your parents told you about our epic adventures on the server?”

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

KlondikeCraft: What’s Your Price?

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What would you give for a chance to join our Minecraft server? How about your firstborn child? Just kidding, we don’t want your kids (unless they’re really good at building pixel art).

Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a field of rainbow-colored sheep.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your character into a block of cheese with a single peck.

So come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky, wild world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a Klondike Bar.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TverCraft: Ukraine Drone Mayhem

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Ukraine drones attacking Russia but don’t worry, we got you covered with our virtual evacuation plan in Tver region! Build your base, gather resources, and watch out for those pesky drones trying to ruin your day. Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos and adventure!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	4337

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Join our ‘Light Fantasy Bedrock Realm’ where even sheep wear tiny hats! No squares allowed! Woohoo!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Realm Status	Grace period in peaceful mode
Mods	Additional content, world generation, quests, new biomes
Joining Instructions	Friend Tadeudog on Discord for more information

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the realm status?	The realm is currently in a grace period on peaceful mode.
What mods are included in the server?	The mods include more content, world generation, quests, new biomes and more.
How can I join the server?	Friend Tadeudog on Discord to join and get all the necessary information and rules.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3625
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Four Loko Anonymous Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride in town! Why should you join? Because we have Four Loko flowing like waterfalls, giving you the liquid courage you need to take on those creepers and zombies like a boss. Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a never-ending frat party. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself loves to crash our parties and challenge players to dance-offs. So come join us for a wild time you won’t forget (or maybe you will, thanks to all that Four Loko)!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

/MineCraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us for epic battles like THE Great Tea Ceremony Battle, where players fight for supremacy using only tea cups and saucers! Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of Tea Ceremony Champion?

But that’s not all! We have a player who literally returned from Hell to play on our server. Yes, you heard that right. This player has seen things no one should ever see, and now they’re here to dominate the Minecraft world with their otherworldly skills.

And don’t even get us started on our insane Summoning events. We’re talking about summoning rituals that will blow your mind and bring forth creatures you never thought possible in Minecraft. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this madness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you? It’s time to dive into the chaos and have the time of your life!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	178	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EgoBoostersMC

appreciation, Boundaries, Communication, compliments, compromise, Conflict, confusion, EgoBoostersMC, emotions, Feedback, feelings, love, Marriage, Meaningful, Personal, relationship, resolution, Respect, self esteem, Special, Understanding

Are you tired of receiving too many compliments on other Minecraft servers? Join our server where we only give you 1-3 compliments a day, so they feel extra special and personal!

Just like the time my pet pig learned how to do backflips in the game, you’ll feel like a Minecraft superstar with just a few compliments a day. Don’t settle for generic compliments that feel like spam, join us for a more meaningful compliment experience.

And if you’re wondering why our server is the best, just remember the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds. That’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect when you join our server. So come on over and let us make you feel special in the most outrageous ways possible!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	316	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BreadCraft – Slice & Dice!

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yo, dis server be lit like a cuban bakery on a sunday morning! we be slashin’ da size of daily bread ration like it’s nobody’s business cuz da ingredients be runnin’ thin like my patience when i lose all my diamonds in lava.

join dis server if you wanna experience da thrill of scavengin’ for rare ingredients like a pirate lookin’ for buried treasure. we got mobs dat be scarier than a pack of creepers on steroids, and da terrain be wilder than a pig ridin’ a minecart.

so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server be da place where legends are made and dreams are shattered (mostly by skeletons shootin’ arrows at ya). ain’t no other server like dis one, so grab ya pickaxe and get diggin’!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Animals Bred:	141
Potions Brewed:	115	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ServeoGens

Bedwars, Creative, creative plots, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Op factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Small Community Minecraft Gens-Box Server, please join!

Welcome to ServeoBox! A new minecraft server, which focusses on players within a box grinding and pvping their way to the top! We have very cool plugins, bosses and dungeons (coming soon), the owner is super active and helpful, always adding new things.

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Potions Brewed:	133
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Otaku’s Virginity Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is obsessed with female virginity like some kind of otaku cult? Look no further, because our server is a virginity-free zone! We don’t care how many players you’ve teamed up with or how many diamonds you’ve mined, as long as you’re here to have a good time.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter. We promise you won’t be judged based on your Minecraft experience or how many creepers you’ve defeated. So say goodbye to the virginity police and hello to a server where the only thing that matters is having fun.

Come on over and show Cheerios who’s boss – because here, everyone is special in their own unique way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride on the most inclusive and hilarious Minecraft server around!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

No Video With Supported Format And MIME Type Found Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us on our server, where the only browser that works is Firefox. Why? Because only Firefox has the power to summon rare and elusive mobs that drop exclusive loot.

But beware, navigating our server is like solving a never-ending puzzle. Certain videos will give you a mysterious error that no one can explain. It’s like a riddle wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a WTF moment. Can you crack the code and uncover the secret behind this bizarre phenomenon?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing certain is the uncertainty. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and mind-bending challenges await you in this wild and wacky world? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	8753	Mines Excavated:	1788
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MomCraftMadness

advice, advice needed, Coaching, coaching styles, Communication, Conflict, family, football, football practice, high school sports, husband, MomCraftMadness, parenting, parenting disagreements, Parenting styles, relationships, sports, sports parents, Wife, youth sports

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife wanting to text your son’s football coach over some tough love? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this family feud over a simple coaching moment.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, just like this family’s never-ending argument over whether or not to text the coach. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement right here in the world of Minecraft?

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of virtual adventures and real-life drama all in one place. Who knows, you might even find yourself tackling some unexpected challenges, just like the coach wanted your son to do!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

EYCraft: Stress-Free Zone

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens and riding on rainbow-colored llamas. But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

But the best part? Our server has a magical potion that turns you into a block of cheese. Yes, you heard me right, CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to be a cheesy block in a world full of adventure and madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be careful not to get too stressed out like that poor EY employee. Remember, it’s all fun and games until someone turns into a block of cheese!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!