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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 2607 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 2259 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
