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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7100 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 850691 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
so, like, u wanna play on this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this crazy place. first of all, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise. they grant wishes and rainbows follow them wherever they go.
also, the spawn point is a giant disco ball that shoots out fireworks every hour on the hour. it’s like a party up in here 24/7.
oh, and did i mention that the mobs are all dressed up in fancy tuxedos and tophats? they’re so classy, even when they’re trying to kill u.
plus, there’s a secret underground lair where u can find all the rarest loot and treasures. but be careful, cuz there’s a rumor that a giant chicken guards the entrance. yep, a giant chicken.
so, what are u waiting for? come join this wacky minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. who needs russia and donald trump when u have unicorns, disco balls, and fancy mobs?
