CraftyPutin’sOilCo | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Dimension Hops:	14	Potions Brewed:	88
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Falling into the Void:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3110
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	547659	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Votes:	8981
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Votes:	5876	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	9618
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Secret Passages Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Items Found:	4578	Crops Grown:	8328
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	New Chunks Explored:	659721
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	438

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Farms Harvested:	604
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	133	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6925
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mines Excavated:	2400
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	93/700	Votes:	430
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Crops Grown:	7058
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0