CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer

come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌

but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉

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  • Ex’s Job Minecraft Server

    Ex’s Job Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of co-parenting with your ex? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of custody battles and demanding exes.

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  • MomTax-FreeZone

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    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without any family arguments about who should be buying the pizza!

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  • DreamJob Minecraft SMP

    DreamJob Minecraft SMP
    OMG guys, like if money was no object, I would totally want to be the official diamond collector on this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, imagine getting paid in diamonds to just mine all day and not have to worry about anything else! Plus, I heard that the owner of the server is secretly a billionaire and he gives away real-life diamonds to the top player every month! So like, why wouldn’t you want to join this SMP and live out your wildest diamond dreams?! #DiamondsForDays #BestJobEver

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  • CheaterCraft: Forgive & Forget

    CheaterCraft: Forgive & Forget
    Are you tired of being betrayed by your partner in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where cheating doesn’t exist! Our server is like a magical love potion for your Minecraft relationships – once you join, your partner will never even think about cheating on you again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a team of relationship experts disguised as Minecraft mods. So come on, give forgiveness a chance and join us today!

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  • GazaCraft Ceasefire FUN!

    GazaCraft Ceasefire FUN!
    hey u, ya u reading this. do u like explosions? do u like chaos? do u like building stuff only to have it blown up? well then boy do i have the server for u. come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of war without any of the consequences.

    we have factions battling it out for control, epic raids that will leave u on the edge of ur seat, and a community that is as crazy as they come. u never know what will happen next on this server, but one thing is for sure – u will have the time of ur life.

    join now and be a part of the action. who knows, u might even become a legendary warrior known throughout the land. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the chaos begin!

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