CraftyPutin’sFakeNewsFun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine if russia was a minecraft server, but instead of banning news outlets, they banned boring players who don’t bring the fun! this server is like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and laughter, where you can build your own empire and battle it out with other players in epic wars!

join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the power and glory!

so come on, don’t be a boring news outlet, join us and experience the madness of this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, Boredom, coping, coping strategies, crawling out of my skin, Degenerate, degenerate topics, Discord, dull, esex addiction, ETERNAL, feeling, Help, meaningless, Mind, normal, normalfag, Quests, random people, sad, Suffering

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	61	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ores Mined:	3574	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of being a normie loser with no friends? Do you crave the sweet release of degeneracy and chaos? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of boredom! We have a community of weirdos, misfits, and degenerates just like you, ready to talk about the most messed up stuff imaginable. Say goodbye to normalfag life and hello to a world of endless fun and insanity. Embrace the darkness and join us in our quest for eternal weirdness. Don’t be a boring loser, come join the madness today!

BloodyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Blood, BloodyCraft, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, cramps, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, menstruation, Minecraft, Nickname, Period, period accidents, period shame, period stigma, period talk, relationship, Server, shame, Shaming, SHEETS, Support

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5978	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! We promise you won’t experience any cramps here, but you might just end up with a red spot on your virtual sheets if you’re not careful. Our players are known for their creativity, humor, and ability to turn any situation into a hilarious meme.

Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.

CraftyCoupleRifts

Apology, Appearance, career panel, clarification, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constructive criticism, CraftyCoupleRifts, Empathy, fashion, high school, husband, judgment, Marriage, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, Reassurance, relationship, self esteem, Support, Wife

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel better about your fashion choices? Look no further than our server! We promise not to judge you based on your outfit, but only on how well you can build a pixelated castle. Join us for a fun and supportive community where we value creativity over couture. Plus, we have a special “Mismatched Monday” event where the wackiest outfit wins a prize! Don’t let your fashion faux pas hold you back, come join us and show off your building skills instead. Remember, in our world, blocks matter more than blazers!

ChildhoodNostalgia – Minecraft SMP

activities, Behavior, Carefree, childhood experiences, childhood habit, childhood joy, childhood memories, childhood past, childhood rituals, ChildhoodNostalgia, comfort, Familiar, habits, Innocence, Minecraft, Nostalgia, pastimes, playfulness, reminiscent, Reminiscing, Routine, Simplicity, smp, tradition

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5851
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1286	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

LOL, okay so like this Minecraft SMP is like the best thing ever, you gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest blocks and diamonds. And get this, we have a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow up stuff for fun but he’s totally harmless, trust me.

Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.

But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!

MineCrafty Morning Routines

bedtime routine, cleanliness, daily routine, health benefits of showering, minecrafty, morning, morning person, morning routine, morning shower, morning shower benefits, night owl, night shower, night shower benefits, personal hygiene, Relaxation, Routines, self-care, shower habits, shower preferences, showering habits, sleep hygiene, wake up routine, wind down routine

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!

But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.

So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

CraftyRight Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CDU party, chancellor, Coalition, conservative party, controversy, cooperation, CraftyRight, criticism, disagreement, far-right politics, German far-right, germany, Government, leadership, mainstream politics, Merkel, Minecraft, opposition, political party, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4733
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Farms Harvested:	717	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server that is like, totally wild and crazy? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like, the most insane place ever!

u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!

plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!

and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?

so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!

LevyLiberationCraft

abduction, Captivity, Conflict, Defense, gaza, Hamas, Hostage, idf, Israel, killing, LevyLiberationCraft, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Naama Levy, Oct 7, RETALIATION, security forces, Terrorism, Terrorist, violence, WARFARE

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we take down terrorists like it’s nobody’s business! we even have IDF soldiers playing with us, taking out bad guys left and right. one time, we saw a Hamas terrorist trying to drag poor Naama Levy to captivity, but we swooped in and saved the day! if you want non-stop action and excitement, join us now! who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server!

Crafty Science Quests

academic journals, academic publishing, collaboration, Crafty, data analysis, dissemination, evidence based, Healthcare, innovation, knowledge sharing, Medical research, peer review, public health, publish findings, Quests, research, scholarly communication, Science, Scientific community, scientific discovery, scientific integrity, Scientific progress

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Animals Bred:	171
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

hey u, yes u! r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe (literally)! why should u join, u ask? well, lemme tell u a lil story.

once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?

so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!

CMC

border, Choice, Civilization, cmc, collaboration, Community, DOMINANCE, End.., Exploration, Friends, functioning society, limited resources, Nether, Overworld, Players, renewable resources, Reset, semi anarchy, small world, social experiment, Survival, Wonders

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5882	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	135.148.137.95:25612
VERSION	1.21.4
DISCORD	https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ

SIMPLE RULES

No Hacks
No Spam
No Dupes

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I use hacks on the server?	No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules.
Is spamming allowed?	No, spamming is not allowed on the server.
What happens if I duplicate items?	Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences.
Is the world size limited?	Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500.
Are resources renewable in the world?	No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world.

Love Letter & 13-Year-Old 1.20

13yearold, A Love Letter and a 13-Year-Old Actress, Amazon Japan, CDJapan, Chapter 24, comic-fuz, Coming of Age, Drama, emotional, Jaga Rico Ot., japanese manga, Koibumi to 13-sai no Joyuu, letter, love, love story, Manga, Purchase, romance, second half, Sympathy, young actress

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Yo, bro, have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Imagine a place where you can build your own virtual world while reading Chapter 24 – Sympathy (Second Half) at the same time!

Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!

BoyfriendBlockParty

balance, Birthday, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendBlockParty, Communication, Decision making, exclusion, friend group, Friendship Dynamics, girls night, group dynamics, inclusion, long distance, mixed friend group, Prioritizing, relationships, social events, sports event, Sympathy, Understanding

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Void Gems Collected:	21
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7825

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee drama-free fun and inclusivity for all players! Are you tired of feeling like you have to choose between your friends and your boyfriend in real life? Well, on our server, everyone is invited to the party, even if they’re in a relationship!

Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!

So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!

PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP

Cultural differences, dining etiquette, eating habits, Etiquette, food preferences, fork and knife, pizza, pizza connoisseurs, pizza crust, pizza culture, pizza debate, pizza eating style, pizza etiquette, pizza etiquette debate, pizza lovers, pizza toppings, pizza traditions, PizzaForkNKnifeMinecraftSMP, table manners, unconventional eating habits, utensils

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Void Armor Forged:	17	Love Letters Sent:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	12

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down on this Minecraft SMP! Like, we have this one player who literally only eats pizza with a fork and knife. Can you imagine? It’s like, who even does that?! But that’s just the tip of the iceberg, we also have players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamonds and ride around on pigs wearing top hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing sunglasses. If you want to join in on the wackiness, come on over and join us! It’s a wild ride, I promise you won’t be disappointed.

NoBridgeNoSoloCraft

catchy, chorus, Contemporary, Easy Listening, hook, Mainstream, Melody, MODERN, Music, no bridge, no solo, NoBridgeNoSoloCraft, pop, Popular, radio-friendly, Repetitive, Simple, songs, top charts, Verses, vocals

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	209

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

ChipCraft, CHIPS, diplomatic relations, economic impact, emergency discussions, Focus Taiwan, geopolitical implications, global market, government response, international trade, market volatility, Minecraft, semiconductor industry, Server, strategic planning, supply chain disruptions, taiwan, Tariffs, technology sector, trade policies, trade tensions, trump, US-China relations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Emeralds Found:	4306
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows