CraftyPutin’sFakeNewsFun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	938
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine if russia was a minecraft server, but instead of banning news outlets, they banned boring players who don’t bring the fun! this server is like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and laughter, where you can build your own empire and battle it out with other players in epic wars!

join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas! we promise you’ll never have a dull moment, and who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the power and glory!

so come on, don’t be a boring news outlet, join us and experience the madness of this one-of-a-kind minecraft server! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Eternal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, animal agriculture, Animal Behavior, animal consumption, animal education, animal fear, animal husbandry, animal products, animal psychology, animal rights, animal welfare, Cows, eating animals, ETERNAL, Goats, Horses, live chickens, people, Pets, Pigs, Realms, self-proclaimed, small insects

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6812
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	89
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, you’ll see more chickens, goats, cows, pigs, and horses than you ever thought possible! And get this, you can actually eat them too!

I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!

TalentlessTom in Minecraft SMP

Ability, AMBITION, aspiration, creativity, desire, dream, envy, FANTASY, imagination, Jealousy, longing, Minecraft, personal development, Potential, self improvement, skill, smp, talent, talent acquisition, TalentlessTom, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Farms Harvested:	654	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

OMG, like have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, totally lit fam! You gotta join because we have the most epic builds and the craziest events ever! Like, one time we had a giant chicken riding a pig around spawn, it was so random and hilarious! And the best part is, if you join, you’ll automatically gain the talent of being able to fly like a majestic unicorn! It’s like, totally legit, trust me bro. So come join our server and experience the most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! YOLO!

CraftyBillionaire

2 billion dollars, abundance, charitable giving, CraftyBillionaire, dream life, dream purchases, extravagant spending, financial freedom, financial independence, Financial Security, fulfillment, Generosity, Happiness, Investments, life goals, life-changing decisions, luxury lifestyle, money management, philanthropy, success, wealth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Mines Excavated:	2908	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

If you had 2 billion dollars, you could buy your own private island and fill it with diamonds and gold. Or you could join our Minecraft server and build a virtual empire that makes Bill Gates jealous! With 2 billion dollars worth of in-game currency, you could buy every block in sight and create the most epic pixelated palace the world has ever seen. So why waste your money on boring real-life stuff when you can live out your wildest Minecraft dreams with us? Join now and start building your fortune block by block!

BlockyParentPenalty

BlockyParentPenalty, Community, consequences, crime, Grief, Jail, Justice, Legal System, Loss, mental health, parents, Prevention, punishment, Rehabilitation, RESPONSIBILITY, school attack, Serbian court, Support, teenager, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6497
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	9094	Meteorites Collected:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer, ya know? we got unicorns flying around, and pigs that can talk. like, for realz. and the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots out rainbow fire. it’s like, totally epic.

oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.

plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MurderCraft: The Movie Mayhem

1970, 2000, Analysis, cinematic trends, cultural impact, database, English language, film industry, killing, linguistic patterns, machine learning, MAYHEM, Movie, movies, murder, MurderCraft, Produced, researchers, rising trend, study, Subtitles, verbs, violent content

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Magic Items Found:	8938	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2

join our epic minecraft server where you can KILL and MURDER to your heart’s content! we have a database of over 160,000 English-language movies from the 1970s to 2000s to inspire your violent tendencies! our machine learning technology will help you find the best ways to wreak havoc on your enemies! come join us for a bloodbath of fun and chaos!

CraftLegion.RU Minecraft server

car mine, CraftLegion.RU, Custom Items, custom login messages, daily freebie, Donation cases, fighting arena, free case, graphical interface, grief items, minecraft server, mini-quests, No Lags, Parkour, Potions, Private, titles, top players, two currencies, unique items

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3860
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Buildings Constructed:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

? Welcome to our Minecraft server! ?

Are you looking for a new, exciting world where you can have fun and earn unique privileges? We have prepared the perfect server for you with a lot of cool features! ?

? What awaits you on our server?

A free case right from the first login is your chance to get cool rewards! ?

3 donation cases for real gamers to become even stronger! ?

Titles for pride and respect – show everyone who the real leader is here! ?

A car mine where you can extract resources without wasting time! ⛏

Top players – become the best among the best and get well-deserved rewards! ?

Daily freebie – don’t miss your chance to get bonuses every day! ?

Beautiful graphical interface and menu with amazing effects that make the game even more exciting! ?

Custom items and unique items that can’t be found anywhere else! ?

Grief items for real fighters and action lovers! ⚔

Mini-quests so you don’t get bored and always find something new! ?

Two currencies: in-game for purchases and real for winning at roulette or participating in an auction! ?

Fighting arena – fight with other players and get valuable prizes! ⚔

Parkour in the lobby for those who love a challenge! ?

Custom login messages to make your appearance memorable! ?

Private so that your territory is safe from other players! ?

Potions with unusual effects for real magicians and alchemists! ?

No lags, no problems – just play and enjoy the freedom of action! ?

Join us and become part of the exciting world of Minecraft, where everything depends only on you! We are waiting for you on our server – CraftLegion.ru! ?

? Ready for an adventure? ?

play.craftlegion.ru

Opera Singing Rater 1.20.5

1.20.5, 4channers, constructive criticism, honest feedback, indie vtuber, online feedback, online singing review, Opera, opera performance, opera singer evaluation, opera singer review, Rate my opera singing, rater, singing, singing critique, singing evaluation, singing review, Singing skills, vocal assessment, vocal critique, vocal performance analysis, vocal talent assessment, vtuber community, vtuber critique

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	New Chunks Explored:	831320
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Towns Built:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why? Because the owner is an indie vtuber who wants 4channers to judge their singing skills. Like, what even is reality anymore? Click that link and prepare to question everything you know about Minecraft servers. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

Assumptions, Authenticity, Communication, complexity, Depth, Empathy, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, Minecraft, misconceptions, misinterpreted, misunderstood, MisunderstoodMemeQueen, Perception, Personality, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, sensitivity, smp, UNIQUENESS, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	834
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Void Armor Forged:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

OMG so like, people always think I’m super serious and like, all about business and stuff but like, I’m actually a total goofball! Like, I’m always making silly jokes and doing dumb stuff in the Minecraft SMP I play on. You should totally join our server because we have the craziest adventures, like one time we found a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats! And another time we had a massive prank war where we turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze made out of cake! It was so epic, you gotta come join us and see what kind of wacky shenanigans we get up to next! Plus, we have the best community ever, everyone is super friendly and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and let’s have some ridiculous fun together!

EvilCraft: The Movie

Antagonist, corrupt, Dark, Disturbing, Evil, evilcraft, film, MALEVOLENT, moral center, morally ambiguous, morally bankrupt, Movie, Psychological, Sinister, sinister protagonist, Suspense, Thriller, Twisted, Unethical, Villain, Wicked

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7675
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	8853	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mystical diamond sword of doom, rumored to have been wielded by a chicken with laser eyes. And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends, and a village of friendly zombies who throw the best parties in the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of TNT into battle against an army of killer bunnies? Join us if you dare, and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MunchieMice Fitness Fun

ABHD6, anxiety, appetite regulation, Behavior, Brain, depressive behavior, Endocannabinoids, energy use, FITNESS, food intake, food motivation, Fun, Interest, key role, mice study, molecule inhibition, MunchieMice, neurobiology, neuroscience, physical activity, regulating, signs, study findings

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, you gotta know that we got endocannabinoids in the brain that will totally regulate your food intake and energy use. Like, you won’t even need to eat in real life because our server will keep you full and energized!

We did a study on some mice (don’t worry, they’re fine) and found out that inhibiting this molecule called ABHD6 will make you super motivated to play Minecraft and do all kinds of physical activities. You’ll be running around like a crazy person, but in a good way!

And get this, you won’t even feel anxious or depressed while you’re playing on our server. It’s like a magical land where all your worries disappear and all you gotta do is build, mine, and survive. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Mad World’s Completion 1.21.2

1.21.2, Bender, completion, Dead IP, Finally Finished, finished game, Game Announcers, game review, game rumors, Graphic design, jake the dog, Kino, mad, mad world, MGR Revengence, New Game Ideas, no more heroes, offensive content, platinum games, Shutting Down, video games, violent games, voice acting, wii games, worlds

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Emeralds Found:	4065	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Bro, have you ever played a game that’s so offensive it automatically becomes a masterpiece? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our Minecraft server! It’s like playing a game that hasn’t aged a day, just like the graphics in Mad World.

Join us for some crazy fun that’s more violent than a game with Jake the Dog as an announcer shouting dirty things. It’s like Platinum’s second best game, right after MGR Revengence.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the madness of Mad World on our server. Rumor has it that Platinum might shut down, so this might be your last chance to be a part of this epic adventure. Imagine a new Mad World game on our server today – it would be totally awesome, bro!

UnlikableSteveMC SMP

arrogance, dishonesty, insensitivity, lack of accountability, lack of communication skills, lack of confidence, lack of emotional intelligence, lack of empathy, lack of humor, lack of listening skills, lack of respect, lack of self-awareness, negative behavior, Negativity, personality traits, rudeness, Selfishness, smp, Social Skills, UnlikableSteveMC, unlikeable, untrustworthiness

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4884	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	210

So, like, this Minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? Like, if you’re not on it, then you’re missing out on all the fun and craziness that goes down every day. We’ve got, like, a secret underground club where we ride pigs and have dance parties with creepers. And, like, the admins are all unicorns who grant wishes and stuff.

But, like, the real reason you should join is because we have the best snacks. Like, seriously, we have a never-ending supply of cake and cookies and, like, every time you log on, a magical fairy delivers them to your doorstep. It’s, like, totally insane, dude.

Oh, and did I mention that we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes rainbow fire? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So, like, if you want to be part of the coolest, most ridiculous Minecraft server ever, then you better join us ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Minecrap2024

2024.., Adversity, bad year, Challenges, Difficulties, disappointments, Failures, Frustrations, Hardships, Minecrap2024, misfortunes, negative experiences, Obstacles, regrets, setbacks, shitty year, Struggles, tough times, unfortunate circumstances, unfortunate events

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Are you still traumatized from the Great Creeper Invasion of 2024? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where Steve and Herobrine are actually best friends plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is). Say goodbye to the horrors of 2024 and hello to a new world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures. Join us now and let’s make 2025 the best year ever!

CraftyBlockz

Assistance, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyBlockz, crisis response, Diplomacy, eastern europe, food aid, foreign policy, Geopolitical, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, kyiv, MIDDLE EAST, Partnership, Peacebuilding, solidarity, strategic ties, Support, Syria, Ukraine

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchantments Applied:	51
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Votes:	6701
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6166

come join our minecraft server, it’s like syria and ukraine teaming up for a food fight! we promise more food aid shipments than kyiv could ever dream of. build your own strategic alliances and conquer the virtual world with your epic minecraft skills. who needs real world politics when you can have a blast on our server? join now for a wild ride that will leave you hungry for more!

Deplorable to Adorable in Hours

adorable, Appearance, beauty routine, confidence boosting, daily habits, deplorable, Grooming, HOURS, mental health, personal hygiene, self esteem, self grooming, self improvement, self love, self maintenance, self worth, self-care, self-confidence, self-discipline, self-pampering, skincare, Time management, wellness

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4405	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	69	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!