CraftyPutin’sArmyDislodge | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Academic Socials 1.20.1

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Animals Bred:	154
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8030

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

CoffeeGroundsDumpin

Apology, Argument, Chores, coffee grounds, CoffeeGroundsDumpin, Communication, DISHES, Frustration, Household, husband, keurig, Marriage, morning, overreacting, pettiness, promise keeping, reusable pod, Routine, Rushing, stay at home mom, work

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	156	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

#sustainability, Accountability, activism, animal welfare, Boycott, companies, consumer activism, consumer choice, corporate greed, Corporations, CREEPERS, discrimination, environmental impact, ethical concerns, EthicalMineCraft, Exploitation, fair trade, HUMAN RIGHTS, labor practices, social responsibility, supply chain, transparency

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2526
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Towns Built:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1547
Dimension Hops:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

#sustainability, bio-sourced, bowling balls, car tires, circular economy, crosslinked, degradation, Durability, eco-friendly, environmental impact, green technology, hip joints, incineration, Kingdom, landfill, Plastic, Recycled, Recycled materials, recycling, sustainable materials, Thermoset, thermoset materials, waste management

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5310
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crops Grown:	2337	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

1.21.1, adorable sharks, aquatic beauty, cute animals, cute shark, ISLAND, love, marine life, marine wildlife, ocean creatures, oceanic cuteness, sea animals, sea creatures, shark appreciation, shark community, shark enthusiasts, shark family, shark fandom, shark lover, shark obsession, shark pride, shark wife, sharky, underwater love

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

activities, aita, co parenting, Communication, DadCraft, Event, family dynamics, involvement, kids father, off campus sports, parental responsibilities, parenting, reminder, School, school communication, school events, school events reminder, school involvement, school notifications, school schedule, school sports, sports schedule, text messages

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	198

Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

CraftyCompliments

awkward compliments, backhanded compliments, bizarre compliments, compliments, compliments that are strange, compliments that sound weird, CraftyCompliments, odd compliments, offbeat compliments, peculiar compliments, quirky compliments, strange compliments, unconventional compliments, unique compliments, unusual compliments, weird af, weird as fuck, weird compliments

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5152
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old compliments like “nice build” or “cool skin”? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll hear compliments like “your pickaxe is sharper than my wit” and “your creeper explosions are like fireworks on the Fourth of July”. Join us for a wild ride of wacky compliments and insane adventures. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft world. So come join us before they hatch their evil plan!

PanicCraft – ER Escape Edition

Covid-19 pandemic, Edition, emergency care, emergency department visits, ER visits, Escape, Healthcare, healthcare crisis, healthcare data, healthcare statistics, healthcare system, healthcare trends, leaving ER, Medical advice, medically recommended, pandemic effects, pandemic impact, PanicCraft, patient behavior, patient decisions, patient safety, Patients, statistics

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

LOLZ JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S SO LIT, EVEN COVID PATIENTS WANNA LEAVE THE ER TO PLAY! 53.6% INCREASE IN PEEPS LEAVING THE HOSPITAL TO JOIN OUR SERVER, THAT’S HOW EPIC IT IS! 721 MILLION VISITS BUT 5.9 MILLION PEEPS DIPPED TO PLAY MINECRAFT INSTEAD, THAT’S SOME DEDICATION RIGHT THERE! COME BUILD, SURVIVE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! #MINECRAFTOVERHOSPITALS #SERVERGOALS #COVIDCANTSTOPUS

Mystic Web of Laughter 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, BIZARRE, boss fight, Creative, Death Stranding, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, ha, humor, Innovative, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, mystic, strange, surreal, Unique, video game, web, webm, weird

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2441
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Items Found:	2939
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Yo, bruh, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the boss fight in Death Stranding but with blocks and creepers instead of BTs and BBs.

Join if you wanna experience the thrill of battling insane mobs and building epic structures at the same time.

This server is so lit, it’ll make you question if you’re still in the game or if you’ve been sucked into a parallel universe where everything is made of pixels.

Don’t miss out on the chance to have a crazy adventure that’ll leave you wondering if you’re still sane.

Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

WornOutWife’s Minecraft Server

Asshole, Caring, Communication, Conflict, doubts, Earrings, feelings, GIFTED, huggies, husband, INVISIBLE, love, Marriage, meaningful gifts, Minecraft, relationships, Server, sweet gestures, Upset, Valentine’s Day, Wedding, WornOutWifes

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Dragon Eggs Found:	1858
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of meaningful gestures? Look no further! Our server is like a loving husband who always remembers to buy you earrings for Valentine’s Day, except instead of earrings, we give you epic loot and surprises around every corner!

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world where every block holds a potential gift just for you. And don’t worry, we promise not to give you the same pair of earrings over and over again like that forgetful husband did. So come on, dive into our server and let us show you just how much we care about the little things!

HubbyNoMoreCraft

aita, Business, Decisions, DECORATE, Ditching, Endeavor, HubbyNoMoreCraft, husband, Investments, Kids, legal liability, LLC, MISTAKES, negligence, office, partner, Protect, restructuring, silent partner, TAXES, unreliable

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	7933
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than your husband’s business structure? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this partner’s business decisions.

We promise you won’t have to worry about doing anyone else’s taxes or paychecks – unless you want to, of course! Our server is a place where you can be a silent partner or take charge, it’s up to you. Plus, we guarantee that you won’t have to deal with any legal messes like this poor soul.

So come join us and escape the drama of real life by immersing yourself in the craziness of our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new business partner who actually knows what they’re doing!

KimJongCraft

Alliance, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, front lines, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Military, Military operations, military presence, north korean, peace talks, Politics, russia, strategic decisions, Troops, Vladimir Putin, War, Withdrawal

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	216
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Votes:	550

lol join our minecraft server and u can be part of the epic battle between north korean troops and russia!!! u can choose ur side and fight for glory!! build ur own base and defend it with ur life!! maybe u can even negotiate a peace treaty with kim jong un himself!! come join the madness and see who will come out on top in this crazy warzone!!! 😂🤣🚀🔥

Anarchy – 0b1t server minecraft

0b1t, Anarchy, anarchy server, Chaos, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minecraft, No Rules, ONLINE, PvP, Raiding, Server, Survival, TOXIC, War

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

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Wild Spirit Realms 1.20

Allegory, animal characteristics, animal ears, animal tail, Anime, Anthro, Anthropomorphic, beastperson, discrimination, Diversity, equality, FANTASY, human-animal hybrid, isekai, lesser species, Minority representation, racial discrimination, Realms, representation, social commentary, spirit, Wild

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Divine Spears Created:	29
Runes Activated:	2	Star Shards Collected:	195
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo, bro, do you want to join this Minecraft server where you can be a beastperson with animal ears and tail? It’s like being a furry but in Minecraft, so you can act like a human or an animal whenever you want.

Join us and be part of this crazy world where you can be an allegory for a minority and experience what it’s like to be seen as a lesser species for no reason at all.

Forget about all the racial shit in anime, come to our server and live out your wildest anthro animal person dreams without being isekai-ed.

It’s a wild ride, bro, so hop on and let’s get weird together in this Minecraft server like no other.

Players:	98/900	Votes:	3873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragons Tamed:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Herobrine Sightings:	1