CraftyPutin’sArmy2ndBiggest | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4712
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8766	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

Butter Cheese Carnivore – JAMA

BUTTER, carnivore, Carnivore diet, Cheese, cholesterol hands, cholesterol levels, dietary habits, excessive cholesterol intake, excessive dairy consumption, extreme diets, Fatty foods, health risks, Heart Disease, high-fat diet, Jama, medical case study, nutrition, saturated fat, unhealthy eating habits, weight gain

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	1405
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Animals Bred:	53	Ores Mined:	4101
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and suddenly you start eating like 6-9 pounds of butter and cheese EVERY DAY. but get this, your hands start turning into CHOLESTEROL HANDS. like, what even is that? it’s like something out of a crazy sci-fi movie. but hey, that’s just the kind of wild stuff that happens on this server. join now for a chance to develop your own super weird superpower. who needs diamonds when you can have cholesterol hands, amirite?

Best server server minecraft

best server, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	New Chunks Explored:	128211
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

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MineSider.aternos.me

Emerald Dreamers 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anonymity, DESPERATE, Dreamers, Email address, email sign up, Emerald, freedom, funny, greentext, guys, humor, internet, internet culture, meme, [email protected], Online Community, online forum, online identity, online privacy, School, school forum, storytelling

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the greentext where a dude signs up to a school forum with his “[email protected]” email. That’s some next level shenanigans right there!

I’m telling you, joining this server will be the key to unlocking your true potential. Your freedom depends on it, man! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and wacky hijinks you’ll get into.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, that’s part of the fun, right?

InheritCraft: No Motorcycle for You!

authorized user, credit card, DAUGHTER, Debts, Estate, estate assets, financial difficulties, financial irresponsibility, financial struggles, gift, Inheritance, InheritCraft, LA transit system, MOTORCYCLE, one-income household, partner, personal representative, Remodeling, repossessed car

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3614	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4760
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Looking for a wild ride? Join our Minecraft server where we settle disputes with motorcycles! Imagine this: you and your daughter racing through virtual landscapes, dodging obstacles and trying to outdo each other. Will you be the one to claim the motorcycle throne?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story. Will you be the one to stand up to entitled daughters and show them who’s boss? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual motorcycle battles!

And don’t worry about debts and financial struggles, we’ve got you covered. In our server, money grows on trees and financial irresponsibility is a thing of the past. So hop on your virtual motorcycle and let the games begin!

FruitPickingFrenzy

abundant opportunities, agriculture, American, Career Change, economic recovery, Farming, FruitPickingFrenzy, Gainfully employed, job hunting, job market, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, labor market, picking fruit, Plans, reddit, rural employment, seasonal work, unemployed, VEGETABLES

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Animals Bred:	150	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ores Mined:	7615	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of being a couch potato? Well, why not become a literal potato picker on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of harvesting virtual fruits and vegetables like never before.

Our server is filled with endless opportunities in Agriculture, where you can plant, grow, and harvest crops to your heart’s content. And the best part? You’ll be gaining valuable skills that will surely impress any future employer. Who needs a resume when you can showcase your virtual farming expertise?

So, grab your virtual pitchfork and get ready to sow the seeds of success on our server. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft farming tycoon! Join us now and say goodbye to unemployment, one potato at a time.

Ebolacraft Minecraft Server

Africa, Containment, Crisis, death, dies, Disease, ebola, Ebolacraft, emergency, Epidemic, Healthcare, Medical, Minecraft, new outbreak, Nurse, outbreak, public health, response, Server, Tragedy, uganda, Virus, World Health Organization

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	541
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Towns Built:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we got zombies like Ebola but they just wanna give u hugs not death like dat nurse in Uganda. we got crazy adventures like finding diamond blocks in a field of exploding cows and riding pigs into battle against evil villagers. trust me, u wanna be part of dis madness. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some wacky fun!

BlockBankCraft

banking sector, block payments, BlockBankCraft, Chinese banks, Chinese banks block payments, cross-border payments, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic sanctions, financial restrictions, financial transactions, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global finance, international relations, political pressure, russia, tougher sanctions, trade restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3840
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Buildings Constructed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Animals Bred:	126
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

OMG u guys u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz like, the Chinese banks be like “nope, u can’t pay Russia anymore” cuz of some crazy US sanctions! But like, on dis server, u can still trade with Russia and be a rebel against da system! Plus, we got like, diamond armor that makes u invincible and a secret underground base where u can hide from da feds. So come join us and stick it to da man while building epic castles and fighting off creepers! Let’s show dem banks who’s boss in dis wild and wacky Minecraft world!

Crafty Social Dementia Delay – 30% Off!

aging, being social, brain health, cognitive function, cognitive health, Crafty, DELAY, dementia, Dementia Onset, dementia risk, Five years., mental health, mild cognitive impairment, neurodegenerative disease, Prevention, reduction, Risk, Social, social activity, social engagement, Social Interaction, socially active

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Zombie Dances:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

join our epic minecraft server and delay ur dementia by FIVE years!!! that’s right, u heard me, FIVE years of not forgetting where u put ur diamonds or what ur crafting recipe is. our server is so social, u won’t even remember what loneliness feels like. u’ll be too busy teaming up with ur new besties to build the most epic castle u’ve ever seen. plus, u’ll be 38% less likely to get dementia and 21% less likely to have mild cognitive impairment. so what are u waiting for? come join us and keep ur brain in tip-top shape while having a blast in the blocky world of minecraft. trust me, ur future self will thank u for it.

✨KAGAYAKI✨

+18, 1.21.4, client side mods, collaboration, Datapacks, Discord, Dynmap, Griefing, hermitcraft, KAGAYAKI, Mature Players, NA West, no cheating, Plugins, PvP, QOL feature, respectful, smp, stealing, Territories, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9207	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Overview of Kagayaki Minecraft Server

Server Type	Vanilla+
Features	Improved Vanilla structures, Tectonic terrain generation, improved minecarts, timber, crafting tweaks, and more
Discord Link	Join Kagayaki Discord
Rules	Age 18+ ONLY: Mature players only No Cheating: No Xray, hacks, or game-breaking exploits No Griefing or Stealing: Plugin to monitor block history Be Respectful to other players: No racism or homophobia Be Respectful with PVP: PVP allowed only with consent Client Side Mods allowed: Sodium, Iris, Xaero’s Map, etc. Be Respectful with people’s territories: No ruining progress Report players privately to moderators
Featured Datapacks and Plugins	Datapacks: Vanilla Tweaks Improved Minecarts Dungeons and Tavern Improved Vanilla Structures Series Tectonic True Ending Plugins: Dynmaps Image2map
Server Location	NA West
Version	1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Kagayaki Minecraft server?

A: Join the Discord using the link provided above and apply there.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to play on the server?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years or older to join.

Q: Can I use client-side mods while playing on the server?

A: Yes, client-side mods like Sodium, Iris, and Xaero’s Map are allowed.

Q: Is griefing or stealing allowed on the server?

A: No, there is a plugin in place to monitor block history and prevent griefing or stealing.

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.1

#youtube, 1.20.1, ai, AI learning, AI understanding, Clips, collaboration, Educational, Gaming, hive, Live2D model, merch, Mind, Music, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, Schedule, singing, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4143
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s run by this AI overlord called Neuro-sama, created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But get this, now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and a Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join the madness at /swarm/ and welcome our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule: https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

And peep her links: Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987 YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai Official website: https://neurosama.com/

She even drops music and clips like “LIFE – Neuro-sama (Official Video)” – it’s wild: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM

If you’re into AI but clueless, she’s got educational stuff too: – AI explained: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y – How she knows what to say: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M – AI resources: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png

And there’s merch, VODs, game integration, and more craziness. Don’t miss out on this chaotic Minecraft server experience!

Roomie’s Love Shack

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, dictator, discomfort, Frequency, friendship, home, living together, love, partner, Pay, Rent, Resentment, roomies, roommate, Shack, Space, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1686
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic roommate drama you’ll ever witness! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of setting boundaries for your virtual roommates and their partners.

Imagine a world where your roommate’s partner invades your virtual space without permission, staying for weeks on end without even a heads up! But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our weekend-only partner policy. Because who needs privacy when you can have a third wheel in your virtual home every weekend?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the joy of confronting your roommate about their partner’s constant presence, only to have your feelings ignored time and time again. Will you be the hero who finally stands up for yourself, or will you continue to pay for a share of a space that feels more like a crowded party than a cozy home?

So join us on our server and ask yourself, are you the AITA for wanting a little peace and quiet in your virtual abode? The choice is yours, but remember, in this world, roommate drama is just a teleport away.

CraftyMemeLordz

2000s internet, 2010s internet, aim, Chat Rooms, CraftyMemeLordz, cyberbullying, dial-up internet, digital divide, flash games, internet culture, internet slang, memes, myspace, Nostalgia, online forums, online privacy, social media, tech evolution, viral videos, y2k, younger generation

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Enchantments Applied:	262	Void Armor Forged:	20
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a nostalgic trip back to the 2000s and 2010s internet culture! Join us for a wild ride filled with dancing baby gifs, dramatic chipmunk videos, and Rickrolling galore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Keyboard Cat, who will serenade you with catchy tunes as you build your pixelated empire. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the elusive Nyan Cat roaming the virtual plains.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us for a blast from the past? Come on in and experience the internet like never before!

YankCraft Server

American fighters, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Diplomacy, Duty, fallen heroes, foreign policy, HOMELAND, Honor, International, Military, Peacekeeping, Recovery, repatriation, sacrifice, Server, soldiers, Tragedy, Ukraine, united states, War, YankCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mines Excavated:	1050
Runes Activated:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight like an american hero in ukraine but without the dying part!!! we bring u the most realistic war experience in minecraft, complete with explosions, airstrikes, and even a special mission to bring back the bodies of fallen soldiers (don’t worry, it’s just pixels lol). join now and show off ur skills in battle, just make sure to watch out for creepers and griefers, they’re the real enemy here. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let’s bring those american fighters home in style!

CanalCrazeCraft

canal, CanalCrazeCraft, central america, diplomatic relations, Economic importance, foreign policy, government position, Infrastructure, international relations, Latin America, Maritime trade, national pride, Négotiation, ownership, panama, panama canal, political stance, president, regional stability, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Towns Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

so, like, you know how we have this totally rad minecraft server, right? well, let me tell you, it’s like the Panama Canal of minecraft servers. our president (yeah, we have a president) says there’s no negotiation about ownership of this server. it’s ours, baby.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a creeper tried to blow up our spawn point, but our president swooped in like a superhero and saved the day. now, that creeper is our mascot.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds? yeah, it’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

so, come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. just remember, there’s no negotiation about ownership. it’s ours, baby.

Players:	99/200	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10