so, like, this server is so lit that even putin himself had to apologize for not being able to join it sooner. he was like “yo, azerbaijan, sorry bout that plane crash, but i was too busy mining diamonds on this epic server to pay attention.” and everyone was like “dang, putin, we forgive you cuz this server is so freakin awesome.” join now for a chance to play with world leaders and maybe even crash a plane or two (jk, that’s not cool). but seriously, come join us for some epic minecraft fun!
CraftyPutin’sApology Minecraft Server
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BorderBrawl Minecraft Server
so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!
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Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft
lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!
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Underwear Land – No Pants Required
LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!
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Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost
so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.
our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!
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DUSTY
DUSTY Minecraft Server
Overview:
Server IP mc.dustyhub.net Established 2019 FAQ:
Question Answer What type of community is DUSTY? DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie. What are some guidelines for the server? - no racist behavior
- no leaving trees floating
- no PvP without consent
- no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server? - Skills system for character progression
- Portalis for easier travel
- Ingame Voice Chat
- Keep Some Inventory after death
- Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server? Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience. Links:
- Website: dustyhub.net
- Map: map.dustyhub.net
- Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J