CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1967
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Enchantments Applied:	289
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

BlockyFamilyRules

#family rituals, bizarre family rules, BlockyFamilyRules, childhood memories, family culture, family customs, family dynamics, family guidelines, family habits, family norms, family quirks, family traditions, family upbringing, Family Values, odd family rules, specific family rules, strange family rules, unique family rules, weird family rules

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5516
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Farms Harvested:	864
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that you must wear a banana costume while playing! Why, you ask? Well, our founder once had a traumatic experience with a monkey and now believes that bananas hold the key to unlocking ultimate gaming skills. Plus, who doesn’t want to see a bunch of players running around in yellow costumes trying to build the craziest structures imaginable?

Join us for epic banana battles, where you can duel other players with banana swords and defend your banana fortress from invading creepers. And don’t forget about our weekly banana eating contests, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual potassium!

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft server and experience the fruity fun for yourself. Who knew that wearing a banana costume could lead to such wild adventures in the world of blocks and pixels?

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, controversy, current events, deletes statement, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, global affairs, Government, international relations, Minecraft, News, official position, opposition, Politics, Server, statement removal, taiwan, Taiwan independence, TaiwanCraft, united states, US State Dept

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5758
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2

so, liek, u know how the US State Dept was all, “yo, we don’t want Taiwan to be independent or whatevs”? well, they straight up DELETED that statement, like it never even happened! it’s cray cray, man.

come join our minecraft server, where we delete all the boring stuff and only keep the fun! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that give hugs instead of explosions, and diamonds that rain from the sky! it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. but shh, don’t tell anyone. it’s top secret.

so come on over and join the party! who needs the US State Dept when you got us? let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyNetUS: FinishTheJob!

Allies, Conflict Resolution, CraftyNetUS, Diplomacy, finish the job, FinishTheJob, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Netanyahu, nuclear deal, nuclear weapons, Politics, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, US support, world news

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	New Chunks Explored:	324405
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

so, like, u know how netanyahu is all like, “we can finish the job against iran with US support”? well, on this minecraft server, u can finish the job against creepers with support from ur fellow players! join us and together we can conquer the minecraft world and build the most epic structures ever seen! plus, we have a secret underground bunker full of diamonds and enchanted gear just waiting for u to find! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s do this!

Endangered Mammal Madness

Biodiversity loss, conservation challenges, conservation efforts, Deforestation, ecosystem health, endangered, endangered mammals, Endangered species, environmental study, habitat destruction, human impact, human population, madness, mammal, MSU researchers, national parks, Protected habitats, species extinction, species survival., tropical forests, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE ENDANGERED MAMMALS ARE THRIVING AND LIVING THEIR BEST LIVES! OUR TROPICAL FORESTS ARE TEEMING WITH ALL SORTS OF WILD ANIMALS, FROM CUTE LITTLE BUNNIES TO MAJESTIC TIGERS.

WE’VE GOT SO MANY SPECIES THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE SCRATCHING THEIR HEADS IN AMAZEMENT. NATIONAL PARKS? PFFT, WE DON’T NEED ‘EM. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A GIANT SAFARI PARK WHERE YOU CAN INTERACT WITH ANIMALS IN WAYS YOU NEVER THOUGHT POSSIBLE.

SO IF YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THE WILD SIDE OF MINECRAFT AND HELP SAVE ENDANGERED MAMMALS AT THE SAME TIME, JOIN US NOW! WHO KNOWS, YOU MIGHT EVEN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A RARE SPECIES OF MINECRAFT PANDA. 😉🐼🌴🌺🌿

Hubris SMP Recruitment Whitelisted

Admin-led events, Adventure, Bosses, Collaborative projects, custom content, Events, Hubris, Immersive, Lore, microphone, Minecraft, Proximity, Questlines, Recruitment, Roleplay, RPG, Server, skill trees, smp, storytelling, Stream Friendly, Streamer-friendly policies, Survival, Vetting server, voice chat, Whitelisted, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6536
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to Hubris SMP Season 2!

Server Details:

Modpack	A carefully curated pack with RPG elements, bosses, skill trees, and party-wide questlines.
Dedicated Server	No downtime, just pure adventure on our 24/7 server.
Focus	A mix of survival, roleplay, and collaborative gameplay.
	Community-driven lore, roleplay opportunities, and admin-led events.
Immersive Gameplay	Custom content and surprises to keep the experience fresh.

Requirements:

Microphone required	We use proximity and voice chat for a more immersive experience.
Stream-friendly	Some members stream, so be comfortable appearing in content.
Vetting Process	Join our vetting server to help us build a positive, high-quality community.

Why Join Hubris SMP?

Engaging worldbuilding with a mix of adventure, survival, and roleplay.
Collaborative projects that bring the community together.
Admin-led events to shape the story and keep things exciting.
Streamer-friendly policies for smooth interaction, both on and off-camera.

Limited Spots Available! With our player base growing, only a few spots remain. Don’t miss this chance to be part of something amazing!

Join the vetting server here!

Be part of an incredible journey—apply today!

Warrior’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, Bravery, Conflict, cultural norms, Decision making, Haven, historical events, life after war, Marriage, military history, Paraguayan war, personal choices, POLYGAMY, post-war life, relationships, resilience, societal expectations, South American History, Survival, Traditions, war survivor, Warriors, Wives

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5209
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Potions Brewed:	68
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1976

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate post-war survival challenge!

Build your own harem of virtual wives while crafting and mining your way to victory!

Who needs therapy when you can escape to a pixelated world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your wife count)?

Don’t miss out on the chance to conquer both the battlefield and the virtual dating scene – join now!

HubbyCraft: In-Law Escape

Escape, HubbyCraft, inlaw

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you tired of feeling like the odd one out in your family because you can’t conceive a child? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the baby talk madness with your in-laws!

On our server, you can build your own virtual family without the pressure of real-life expectations. No more awkward conversations about Sara’s kids being her whole life or feeling like you’re constantly being compared to her.

Plus, with our friendly community, you’ll never feel alone in your decision to distance yourself from the baby-obsessed relatives. So come join us and let’s build a world where babies are made out of blocks, not real-life drama!

GovLayoffCraft

economic impact, federal government, government restructuring, GovLayoffCraft, job cuts, job loss, job loss aftermath, job loss aftermath analysis, job loss aftermath assessment, job loss consequences, job loss effects, job loss impact, job loss repercussions, job market, job market outlook, job security, Layoffs, mass layoffs, unemployment, unemployment rate, workforce reduction

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7160
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down with its mass layoffs and job insecurity? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the harsh realities of unemployment by building your dream world where you’re the boss and never have to worry about getting laid off again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of government officials who got fired and are now seeking refuge in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some top-secret government documents hidden in a virtual chest while mining for diamonds! So come join us and let’s stick it to the man together, one block at a time.

Back Seat Gamers United

#Automotive, back seat, Behavior, CAR, Curiosity, Driving, Experience, Gamers, habits, ownership, Passengers, people, percentage, personal vehicle, Seat, Sitting, statistics, survey, Transportation, United, vehicle use, Wonder

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8329
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	155	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7

so u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead!

we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest of players can find. legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves.

our server is also home to the rarest of creatures, the elusive pink sheep that drops rainbow wool when you shear it. imagine building a house out of rainbow wool, it’s like living in a technicolor dream world!

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the nether? hold on tight and try not to scream as you zoom past lava lakes and ghasts trying to shoot you down.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next!

SmokMC

advantages, Agreement, Benefits, Community, Crisis, Financial, games, Investment, Investors, leadership, legal issues, maintenance, Minecraft, Network, percentage, PROFITS, Server, SmokMC, Spanish, Spanish-speaking, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3773	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Language	Server Type	Features	Contact Information
English	Survival	– Seeking investors for financial support– Offering benefits and advantages to investors– Open to legal discussions for agreements	Discord: vendoopelcorsaIP Address: smokmc.fun
Spanish	Survival	– Buscando inversores para apoyo financiero– Ofreciendo beneficios y ventajas a inversores– Abierto a discusiones legales para acuerdos	Discord: vendoopelcorsaDirección IP: smokmc.fun

FAQ

1. ¿Qué tipo de servidor es?

El servidor actualmente es de tipo Survival, pero estamos intentando introducir más juegos en el futuro.

2. ¿Por qué están buscando inversionistas?

Estamos pasando por una crisis financiera y necesitamos apoyo económico para mantener el servidor en funcionamiento.

3. ¿Qué beneficios tendrán los inversores?

Los inversores recibirán un porcentaje de las ganancias generadas por el servidor, así como otras ventajas y beneficios dentro del servidor.

4. ¿Cómo puedo contactar al dueño del servidor?

Puedes contactar al dueño a través de Discord con el usuario vendoopelcorsa o visitando la dirección IP del servidor: smokmc.fun.

Eternal Sky Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Body fluids, clean up, Cleanup, Cum, disposal, ETERNAL, Gym sock, hygiene, In hand and eat it, Intimacy, Let it fly/dry on chest, Mess, partner, personal care, Pillow/sheets, Realms, Release, safe sex, sexual health, shower, SKY, tissue, TOILET

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7550
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mines Excavated:	1322	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with your cum clean-up after a good ol’ Minecraft sesh, then you gotta join this server! We got a whole community dedicated to helping you figure out the best way to handle your man juice. From using gym socks to letting it fly and dry on your chest, we’ve got all the tips and tricks you need. So come on, join us and never worry about post-Minecraft cleanup again!

FamFrenzy Minecraft Server

Abuse, adoption, boyfriend support, Christmas drama, college life, cutting ties, domestic violence, ENGAGEMENT, FamFrenzy, family estrangement, Family issues, favoritism, INDEPENDENCE, Leaving Home, Minecraft, moving on, self-care, Server, sibling rivalry, standing up for yourself, starting over, support system, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Animals Bred:	96
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Enchantments Applied:	256	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of living with parents who don’t understand you? Do you want to escape the drama and start fresh in a new world? Then join our Minecraft server and leave all your family drama behind!

Our server is the perfect place to build your dream home, away from all the toxic relationships and favoritism. No more getting yelled at or hit by your parents – just peaceful building and crafting with friends.

Join now and start a new chapter in your life, where you can be free from the drama and create your own happy ending. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Let’s build a better future together!

TherapyCraft: Stop Complaining!

anxiety, Boundaries, Communication, complaining, Conflict Resolution, coping, counseling, Decision making, depression, emotional wellness, Empathy, Marriage, mental health, personal growth, relationship, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, STOP, stress, Support, Therapy, TherapyCraft

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Votes:	6073
Dragon Scales Harvested:	140	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t have time for negativity and bad vibes like this dude’s husband! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, laughter, and blocky fun!

Reasons to join our server: – We don’t tolerate any whining or complaining, unless it’s in the form of hilarious in-game banter. – Our community is all about positivity and supporting each other, no room for negative Nancys here! – We have epic builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone). – Our server is so awesome, even the universe wants to attack us with good luck and fortune!

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama at the door. Let’s build, mine, and laugh our way to victory together! And remember, therapy is for villagers, not for players on our server. 😉

OverratedFlicksMC SMP

blockbusters, Cinema, film analysis, film classics, film criticism, film discussion, film industry, film trends, Hollywood, movie buffs, movie buzz, movie culture, movie fandom., movie favorites, movie hype, movie opinions, movie ratings, movie reviews, overrated movies, OverratedFlicksMC, popular films, smp

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

OMG guys, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server that is literally the most lit thing since diamonds were added to the game? Like, seriously, you HAVE to join because it’s like a party in the Nether but without all the lava and scary mobs.

So, get this, the server owner is actually a secret billionaire who made their fortune selling enchanted golden carrots to villagers. And they have this rule where if you find a pink sheep, you get a free stack of diamonds! Like, what even is that madness? But it’s true, I swear!

And the best part is, all the players are actually aliens from another dimension who communicate through interpretive dance. It’s like a whole new level of Minecraft gameplay, I can’t even handle it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server every full moon.

So, if you’re tired of boring old vanilla servers and want to experience the most mind-blowing, wacky, and downright insane Minecraft SMP ever, then you HAVE to join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

EndlessCraftMC

anxiety, counseling, depression, Despair, despairing, emotional pain, EndlessCraftMC, hopelessness, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, reaching out, Sadness, seeking help, self harm, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2960
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you mine and craft all day with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to save you from the mundanity of everyday life!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant creepers that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes! Build your own floating castle made entirely of diamond blocks while riding a flying pig! And don’t forget to tame a dragon and ride it into battle against an army of evil villagers!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can explore the mysterious Nether realm where you’ll encounter lava lakes made of hot sauce and zombie pigmen who just want to be your friend.

So why waste another day feeling like you want to end it all when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life! Come join us and let the craziness begin!