CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	106	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Creeper Crush!

bittersweet, creeper, Crush, emotional, Experience, first love, HEARTBREAK, high school romance, infatuation, Innocence, Memories, Naive, Nostalgia, past, puppy love, relationship, Romantic, sentimental, teenage romance, unforgettable, young love

Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Divine Spears Created:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Emeralds Found:	3899
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Zombie Dances:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Animals Bred:	58
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	8568
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Buildings Constructed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.