CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyPutins, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, Geopolitics, global economy, global oil prices, international relations, market volatility, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, oil market, oil production, oil trade, OPEC, political tensions, putin, russia, sanctions, Saudis, Server, War Economy

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. You gotta join cuz, like, Putin’s war economy is like, in trouble if, like, the Saudis make oil prices go down. And, like, we gotta help Putin out by playing Minecraft, ya know? Like, every block you mine is like a step towards saving the world economy, man. Plus, there’s, like, crazy adventures and, like, secret treasure hunts that will blow your mind, dude. So, like, join now and let’s save the world one block at a time!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchantments Applied:	61

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Zombie Dances:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Creeper Crush!

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Oh, let me tell you about our Minecraft server! It’s like falling in love for the first time, but with blocks and creepers. Picture this: you log in and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a diamond pickaxe in exchange for a hug. And that’s just the beginning!

Once you start exploring, you’ll stumble upon a hidden village where the villagers are all secretly llamas in disguise. They’ll trade you emeralds for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs. But be careful, because the llamas have a secret underground empire ruled by a llama king who is rumored to be half ender dragon.

And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles. We have a custom arena where players ride on giant chickens armed with flaming swords, battling it out for the title of Chicken Champion. The winner gets a crown made of diamonds and the ability to ride a unicorn around the server.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your first love, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected romances await you in our blocky world.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	254	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GazaCraft: FreeYazidiLady

Captivity, Conflict, courage, enclave, Escape, freedom, FreeYazidiLady, gaza, GazaCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, international news, Liberation, MIDDLE EAST, Oppression, persecution, refugee, Relief, resilience, survivor, WOMAN, Yazidi, Yazidi community

come join our minecraft server, where we have yazidi women held in gaza finally leaving the enclave as our main attraction! watch as they build houses out of sand and fight off creepers with their bare hands. the drama is real, folks!

our server is the only place where you can witness this epic tale unfold in blocky pixel form. join now for a chance to interact with these brave women and help them escape their virtual prison.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons. only the bravest players can find it and claim the treasures within.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of this wild adventure. who knows what other surprises await you in our crazy minecraft world!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Items Found:	6115	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Plastic Slayer’s PET Party

#sustainability, biodegradation, degradation, discovery, Durability, environmental impact, Environmental Science, killer bacteria, microbial degradation., Party, pet, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic waste, plastic-eating bacteria, plastic-killer bacteria, Pollution, resistance, SLAYERS, Tough plastic, US researchers, WasteWater

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got tough plastic-killer bacteria dat will help u get rid of all dem pesky plastic blocks in yo world! our US researchers discovered dis wild bacteria in wastewater, and now we usin it to clean up all dat PET plastic mess in da game.

imagine havin a squad of bacteria homies followin u around, eatin up all dat plastic like it’s a buffet. no more worryin bout ugly plastic blocks clutterin up yo builds, cuz we got da solution right here on dis server.

so come join us and let’s save da environment, one plastic block at a time! plus, who wouldn’t wanna be friends with bacteria dat can kick butt and take names in da minecraft world? it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s get rid of dat plastic together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

BackRice RPG. Minecraft server

Axes, BackRice RPG, bps, Clans, Donations, Dungeons, Events, minecraft server, Pets, prefixes, Private, PvP, Quests, RPG, Survival, top menus

RPG server, quests, bps, axes, top menus, pets, prefixes, dungeons and much more!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

🔆 Redfield SMP 🔆 – Where blocks have more drama than a soap opera!

1.20, Active, bedrock, blocks, Casual, collaboration, Community, convenience, Discord, Drama, Elected positions, family, home, like-minded, Mature, Modded, Opera, Realms, Redfield, Semi Vanilla, smp, soap, Timeless

Redfield Modded SMP | BEDROCK

Providing a strictly casual environment for community driven players.

Minecraft is timeless. And there is not much we would like to change. But with that in mind: All mods and creative content are for convenience only.

Our goal is to expand our tight-knit family and to find like-minded, “community driven” people like yourself!

Together we can collaborate to make a server worth calling home.

Although we have made exceptions based on maturity. We are only looking to bring on players of 18 years or older.

What to Expect?

Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
Casual Environment
Active Discord/Realm
Community Elected Positions

If any of this appeals to you, check us out! https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?	A: Please join our Discord server using the link provided and follow the instructions there to join the Minecraft server.
Q: Are there any age restrictions?	A: Yes, we only accept players who are 18 years or older.
Q: Can I use mods on the server?	A: All mods and creative content are for convenience only, so please check with the server rules before using any mods.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Crafty Land – Minecraft Server

20th anniversary, Alliance, Argent Dawn, Blizzard, Cinematic, Crafty, EU guild, GLOBO FOMO, in-game event, Land, Minecraft, Moon Guard, NA Community, NA guild, Nerub Silkweaving Forum, October Trading Post, Official WoW News, Server, Sylvanas, the war within, Threads of Destiny, Tyrande, World of Warcraft, wowg, YJK Edition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most epic server you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a chance to battle it out with Sylvanas and Tyrande in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Our server is so intense, even the Threads of Destiny cinematic looks like child’s play compared to the adventures you’ll have here.

But wait, there’s more! We have a 20th-anniversary in-game event that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself. And if that’s not enough, our trading post is filled with items that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

Join our NA guild GLOBO FOMO on Moon Guard or our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn for even more outrageous fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	401	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	271	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Minecraft SMP – Vtuber Slutposting Society

Anon, chuuba, Corpo, Cum, Edition, erp, FANTASY, Fun, general, indie, lamy, lewd, Minecraft, NSFW, Oshi, roulette, Slutposting, smp, society, Thread, vtsg, Vtuber, Worship

Come join our Minecraft SMP server for a wild and lewd time! We’ve got all your favorite vtubers, both corpo and indie, ready to ERP with you and fulfill all your wildest fantasies. Worshipping your oshi in the thread is just the beginning – join us for some NSFW fun and let your imagination run wild. And if you’re feeling lucky, try our Oshi purity roulette for a chance to win some outrageous prizes! Don’t miss out on the insanity – cum to Lamy (again) Edition!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SibSnap Minecraft Server

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, disagreement, emotional response, Expectations, family, family dynamics, individual autonomy., Minecraft, personal space, pre wedding, relationships, Server, sibling photoshoot, SibSnap, step-parenting, step-sibling, teenage perspective, Wedding, wedding planning

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your struggles with unexpected family dynamics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of sibling drama and forced bonding sessions!

Imagine being forced to take pre-wedding sibling photos with a random kid you barely know. Sound familiar? Well, on our server, we take that awkward situation and turn it into a hilarious adventure!

Don’t worry about fake enthusiasm or babysitting duties, because on our server, you can just focus on building epic structures and exploring the virtual world. Plus, if you need a break from family drama, just hop on and escape to a world where you can be yourself without any pressure to bond with random siblings.

So, if you’re ready for a laugh-out-loud experience and a break from real-life obligations, join our server now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual sibling who actually shares your love for Minecraft!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	9126	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DadCraft: Pay for My College & Apartment

abandonment, aita, apartment, biological dad, child support, college, DadCraft, estrangement, family, father duties, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, half-sister, MONEY, Parent, parental obligations, Pay, personal boundaries, reconciliation, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of boring family drama and looking for some wild adventures? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to build relationships with your virtual family members and demand college tuition from your in-game dad! Who needs child support when you can have diamond support in the world of Minecraft? Explore new worlds, meet new siblings, and create your own crazy stories on our server. So come on, join us and let’s mine, build, and LOL together!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP

bullying, cruel comments, cruel words, cutting remarks, damaging words, deep wounds, emotional distress, emotional pain, emotional scars, emotional trauma, harsh criticism, heartless remarks, hurtful words, HurtfulHearingMinecraftSMP, insults, lasting impact., painful experiences, painful memories, traumatic experiences, unkind words, verbal abuse

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real chaos happens! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being pranked by invisible creepers, getting your diamonds stolen by mischievous villagers, and having your entire base turned into a giant potato by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered fiends will stop at nothing to take over the server and turn it into a poultry paradise. Will you join forces with them or stand against their beaked tyranny?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the most hurtful thing you’ve ever heard to be the sound of a thousand chickens clucking in unison as they march towards your base.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Ores Mined:	5769
Villages Defended:	15	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.