so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Vanishing Items Found: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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