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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 8430 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 11 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 194 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.