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| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 1763 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2428 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.
