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Players: 97/900 Votes: 6941
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Enchantments Applied: 136

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, you ever been in a Minecraft server where the admin is like a total dictator, bro? well, this server is like that, but on steroids, man. we got this admin who thinks he’s Putin or something, locking up players left and right for the most ridiculous reasons. it’s like a virtual prison, but with creepers and zombies instead of guards.

but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.

so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.

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  • VAllure Haven 1.21

    VAllure Haven 1.21
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    Players: 101/500 Votes: 6754
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Villages Defended: 19
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 63
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

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  • BabyBlockBungle

    BabyBlockBungle
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 7944
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 219 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9183 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

    But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

    So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

    AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 5977
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Enchantments Applied: 180
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31 Dragon Eggs Found: 3281
    Ores Mined: 9804 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

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  • SinCraft: Reddit Edition

    SinCraft: Reddit Edition
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 612
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

    Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

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  • Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

    Leash-Carrying Doggos Server
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 1049
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

    But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

    And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

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  • Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

    Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 3955
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

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  • R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

    R9k Community Craft 1.20.1
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 1953
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Magic Items Found: 8853
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 37 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

    We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

    Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

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  • GuantanamoCraft SMP

    GuantanamoCraft SMP
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 5367
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63
    Ores Mined: 8430 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2002 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

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  • MineCraftMatchmaker

    MineCraftMatchmaker
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 3329
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Zombie Dances: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Elemental Crystals Collected: 55
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

    Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

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  • UkrainianLandWars

    UkrainianLandWars
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    Players: 98/800 Votes: 8218
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Void Gems Collected: 37
    Epic Weapons Forged: 3 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

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  • Skinny Talent Server

    Skinny Talent Server
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    Players: 102/1000 Votes: 9270
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Magic Crystals Found: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Farms Harvested: 872
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

    we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

    our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

    if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

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  • Bowels of Doom Server

    Bowels of Doom Server
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9920
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

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  • Meteor Madness 1.20.2

    Meteor Madness 1.20.2
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 812
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

    I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

    Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

    So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

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  • AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 9925
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

    But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyQualities

    CraftyQualities
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 5182
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Towns Built: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28
    Buildings Constructed: 34 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Villages Defended: 15 Alien Abductions: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

    Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

    We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

    So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!

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