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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 1192 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 16 | Potions Brewed: | 69 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 300 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9549 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 153 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 3 |
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.