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MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of watching the same old movies over and over again? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of entertainment that will have you laughing, crying, and screaming in disbelief.

Picture this: a group of players who have banded together to create the most epic and hilarious world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on unsuspecting players, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chicken farmers who are rumored to have discovered the key to eternal life. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server, guarded by a fearsome dragon who only speaks in puns.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you entertained for hours on end, look no further. Join us and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs movies when you have this kind of excitement at your fingertips?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Towns Built:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCreeperz

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If you had to wear a t-shirt with your most used phrase, it would probably read “Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of the exploding chickens!” Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those feathery little devils. Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against giant spiders or building a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a herd of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Towns Built:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Rainy White House Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rain clipping into the White House! That’s right, you can watch as Mother Nature wreaks havoc on the most famous building in America. But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss. So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server out there!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Star Shards Collected:	66

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyMisogynyGamer

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Divine Spears Created:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PixelPoundsSlimming

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Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Void Armor Forged:	19	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9193	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

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Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	146	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SecretSMP: MyPartnerDoesntKnow

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Are you tired of living in fear of your partner finding out your deepest, darkest secret? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, secrets are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! Join us and let your wildest secrets run free in a world where anything goes. Who knows, maybe your partner is secretly a diamond hoarder or a creeper whisperer. Only one way to find out – join now!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TimeTravelCraft

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Ever wanted to witness dinosaurs roaming the Earth or see flying cars in the future? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time-traveling plugin allows you to witness any event from the past, present, or future with your own eyes. Want to see the first moon landing or watch a medieval jousting tournament? No problem! Join us and experience history like never before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RevivedTree Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported to a world where scientists have legit revived a freakin’ 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a seed found in a Judean cave. Like, what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! This tree is no ordinary tree, oh no. It’s a magical tree that grants players special powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Boom, this tree’s got you covered. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy, just chill by the tree for a bit.

And get this, the tree also produces the rarest and most valuable resources in the game. Diamonds? Pfft, child’s play. This tree spits out diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

So, if you want to experience the most insane and mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the awesomeness of the 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a Judean cave. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

StarlinkCraft: Russian Drone Downed

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIRST RUSSIAN DRONE EQUIPPED WITH STARLINK DOWNED IN UKRAINE! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE HAVE INSANE TECHNOLOGY AND DRAMA HAPPENING ALL THE TIME! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE THIS?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1162	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

RelaxWorld Minecraft server

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RelaxWorld is not just a survival server, but an exciting anarchy!

On the server you can earn money by auto-mining, selling resources at auction and spending them on items listed at the same auction.

You can also fight in a large PVP arena with a secret hellish dimension.

Lots of events, free cases, constant updates, custom items, events and crafts…

All this is waiting for you on our RelaxWorld server!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5224
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Meme Mania Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the legendary Rainbow Llama Unicorn! Rumor has it that if you can find and tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamond armor.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most meme-tastic Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4015	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4