come join our minecraft server where putin’s daughters make rare appearance at st. petersburg economic forum but in minecraft world!!! they will be building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks and giving out free enchanted weapons to all players who join!!! you don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to play with the daughters of a world leader in a virtual world!!! join now before they disappear back into the shadows of russian politics!!!
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RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks
LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory! -
VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz
come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!