EuroArmy Minecraft Server

army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroArmy, european defense, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, Peacekeeping, regional stability, Russian threats, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelensky

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have created an ‘army of Europe’ to face off against all the crazy Russian threats! Volodymyr Zelensky himself is a regular player and he’s always leading us into battle with his epic speeches and dance moves.

we have insane battles with giant Russian bears and vodka-spitting creepers, but don’t worry, we have plenty of Ukrainian dumplings to keep you fueled up for the fight.

join us and be part of the most epic showdown in minecraft history! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of Europe on your side? Let’s show those Russians who’s boss!

ParkourPanic: Save the Workers!

budget cuts, employment, Federal employees, government agencies, job cuts, job dismissals, Job Displacement, job eliminations, job firings, job layoffs, job loss, job reductions, Job Termination, job terminations, Layoffs, National Park Service, ParkourPanic, Save, US Forest Service, workers, workforce reduction

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Divine Spears Created:	18
Potions Brewed:	164	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

lol come join our epic minecraft server where the us forest service and national park service are teaming up to fire thousands of workers!!! why, you ask? because we need more space for our epic virtual forests and parks, DUH. plus, who needs real jobs when you can mine for diamonds and fight creepers all day long? join now for a chance to be the last one standing in our epic battle royale arena, where the winner gets to be the new park ranger of our virtual world. trust us, it’s gonna be LIT. #unemploymentwho #minecraftforever #savethetreesbutnotthejobs

Racoon Hideout Minecraft

Adventure, bedrock, Builder, Community, competitor, cosmetic store, creativity, crossplay, Custom Biomes, Custom Items, Economy, Events, Explorer, FRIENDSHIPS, HIDEOUT, java, Minecraft, Mini Games, Player Shops, RACOON, smp, Structures, Tight-Knit Community, trader..

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3864
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Votes:	3199	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Welcome to Racoon Hideout – Season 2!

Description:

A land of adventure, creativity, and friendships waiting to be forged!

Racoon Hideout isn’t just another Minecraft server—it’s a community-driven world built by and for players like you. Whether you’re an explorer, builder, trader, or competitor, there’s a place for you here.

What Makes Us Special?

	A breathtaking world filled with hand-crafted landscapes, hidden ruins, and unique locations waiting to be discovered.
Custom Items	Equip special gear and collectibles that add a fresh twist to gameplay—without breaking the vanilla experience.
Thriving Economy & Player Shops	Rent your own shop in our marketplace, trade with others, and become the richest raccoon in town!
Cosmetic-Only Store	Want to stand out? Our store features only non-pay-to-win cosmetics—no unfair advantages here!
Mini-Games & Events	Take a break from survival and jump into mini-games, tournaments, and special events hosted by the community!
Java & Bedrock Crossplay	Play with friends on any platform—no limitations, just fun.
A Friendly, Tight-Knit Community	We may be small, but we’re passionate, welcoming, and here to stay.

Server Information

Server Name:	Racoon Hideout
Version:	Play on any version!
Gameplay:	Mostly vanilla, enhanced with quality-of-life features
Crossplay:	Java & Bedrock supported

Join Our Community!

Whether you’re here to survive, build, trade, or compete, Racoon Hideout is the perfect place to start your journey.

Join us today and become part of something amazing!

Join Our Discord

Get updates, chat with players, and help shape the future of the server!

See you in the Hideout!

Enchanted Isles 1.20

actress, Anya Taylor-Joy, body positivity, Boundaries, celebrity nudity, consent, controversy, empowerment, Enchanted, explicit content, explicit scenes, filmography, Isles, nudity, on-screen nudity, PERSONAL LIFE, privacy, Rumors, Sexualization, speculation, tabloids

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3548
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2

OH EM GEE, have you heard about this epic Minecraft server?! It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a chance to see Anya Taylor-Joy’s boobs or vag!

Like, who even needs to watch movies when you can be exploring our server and possibly catching a glimpse of some celebrity skin?!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server ever created – join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

ColorblindCraft

Apology, Blue, color perception, Colorblind, ColorblindCraft, colorblindness, confusion, customer service, dinosaur museum, Green.., lying.., Misunderstand, offensive, parasaurolophus, Prizes, Purple, Quests, Raptor, TRex, triceratops, Wristbands

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a T-rex on roller skates? Look no further! Our server is like a MASSIVE 5 story indoor dino playground, but with pixelated blocks instead of bones.

Join us and get your hands on wristbands with chips that let you complete quests and earn prizes. Choose from 4 different bracelets, each with a different color gradient and a silhouette of a dino. It’s like choosing your starter Pokemon, but with prehistoric creatures!

Just like the mom who couldn’t tell a Triceratops from a parasaurolophus, you’ll be faced with tough decisions. But don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re just here for the blue ones. And if you get confused, just blame it on being colorblind like our heroic employee did!

So come on down to our server, where the dinosaurs are pixelated and the quests are as confusing as a mom trying to pick the “blue one.” Join now and let the madness begin!

AnimalCrimeSMP

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wild west but with blocks! We have a whole town run by llamas, yes LLAMAS! They wear tiny sheriff hats and arrest chickens for jaywalking, it’s hilarious. And don’t even get me started on the pig mafia, they control the black market for carrots and potatoes. It’s a total pig-eat-pig world out there, but it’s so much fun!

But seriously, if animals could commit crimes, I think the sheep would be arrested the most. They’re always causing trouble, like stealing wool from other sheep or breaking into the farmer’s house to eat all his wheat. Plus, have you ever seen a sheep try to drive a minecart? It’s a disaster waiting to happen. So come join our crazy SMP and see for yourself, it’s a total zoo in here!

HangryCraft: Where even Ballerinas need to eat!

Attention, Ballerina, Ballerinas, child abuse, child neglect, criminal charges, criminal neglect, DAUGHTER, Eat, Food, HangryCraft, jailed, legal consequences, neglect, neglect case, neglect consequences, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, parental neglect, parents, starvation, Starved

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where the admins are like ballerinas but instead of dancing, they’re building epic structures and slaying dragons with their mad skills.

So get this, the server is so lit that even ballerinas’ parents are getting jailed for neglecting their daughter because she was too busy playing on the server and forgot to eat. Like, they were all like “Sorry officer, we were too busy watching our daughter become a Minecraft legend to remember to feed her.”

Join this server for the most epic builds, the craziest adventures, and the chance to become a Minecraft ballerina legend. Plus, who knows, maybe your parents will get jailed for neglecting you too because you’re too busy dominating the server. YOLO, amirite?

Anemonefish & Anemone Buddies

adaptation, Anemone, Anemonefish, Buddies, Coevolution, Evolution, Host-parasite interaction, Marine Biology, marine discovery, marine ecology, marine life, marine organisms, marine research, Marine symbiosis, Mutualism, Nematocysts, ocean life, research, Sea anemones, sea creatures, Sialic acid, Stinging cells

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7839
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will blow your mind!

So, one time, there was this anemonefish who was chilling with their sea anemone homies, right? But then, out of nowhere, the sea anemone started getting all stingy and trying to attack the poor fish! It was like a crazy underwater battle, bro!

But guess what? The sea anemone had evolved to have low levels of sialic acid in their skin mucus, so they couldn’t trigger their stinging cells on the anemonefish! It was like some next level evolution stuff happening right there!

And that’s just a taste of the insane adventures you can have on this Minecraft server! Join now and experience the wildest and wackiest gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust me, you won’t regret it! Let’s get crafting, baby!

Jixing Vorld Server Minecraft

alt, Anarchy, banner, COMPLETE, Complete Anarchy, Demolish, description, GIF, Jixing Vorld, jokes, Lazy, Minecraft, minecraft server, Month, Server, server description, SPAVN, Title, wipe

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ores Mined:	3015

Dzhiks Vorld – the server on which the complete anarchy is happening. There are no jokes here, you can demolish the SPAVN. Wipe every month

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Altheria Worldbuilding

ago.., alliances, Altheria, bedrock, BUILD, Days, Discord, Economies, Fun, Geo-politics, Ip:, launched, Play, player, Roleplay, Running, Server, Support, Towns, Wars, world, Worldbuilding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1637
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	785
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Secret Passages Found:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Geopolitics, worldbuilding, player-run economies and nations
Server Launch Date	Just launched a few days ago
IP Address	play.altheria.net
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there player-run economies and nations?	Yes, players can create their own towns, build economies, go into wars and alliances.
When was the server launched?	The server was launched a few days ago.
Is there bedrock support?	Yes, we have bedrock support on port 25565.

Doki Bird Haven 1.21

#youtube, bird, Blonde Thief, bounty hunter, Detective Pomu, Divegrass, Divegrass suggestions., Doki, Dokibird, DokiMint, Drift Away, Fanart Vault, Final Heist, Haven, Heart of Gold, joy, Laughter, no matter what, Selen Tatsuki, Shop, Smart Goon, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	753	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why join? Because on our server, Angry Naked Birds roam free and you can ride them into battle! Plus, we have exclusive Dokibird content like her cover songs and epic heist MVs. Want more reasons? How about playing Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery in Minecraft? Dive into our Divegrass team page and suggest ideas for the team! Don’t be a Dumb Goon, be a Smart Goon and join our server now for a chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience!

ShoeSnatchers Minecraft Server

advocacy, Advocate, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, customer service, disabled friend, Experience, Frustration, Hostage, loyalty, Minecraft, mistake, misunderstanding, payment, Repair, resolution, runners, satisfaction, Server, service, shoe repairman, ShoeSnatchers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	15
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this shoe repairman saga!

Imagine dropping off your diamond boots for a repair and then having to go on a wild goose chase for them for 10 months! Our server is just as chaotic and unpredictable, you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next.

From lost items to outrageous demands, our server will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity. But hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable customer service. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore

alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, communication breakdown, confrontational situations, controlling behavior, CraftySisBILDrinksNoMore, destructive behavior, drinking problem, enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, guest etiquette, guest expectations, house rules, personal boundaries, property damage, relationship issues, Safety concerns, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than my brother-in-law’s pants on fire? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures.

Our server is so lit, even your brother-in-law’s vape battery can’t handle it! Watch as he sets the world on fire (literally) with his drunken antics. But don’t worry, we’ve got fire extinguishers ready for any unexpected burns.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to keep your virtual house intact while dodging drunk players and exploding batteries. Who needs reality TV when you can witness all the drama and chaos firsthand on our server?

So come on over and join the madness! Just make sure to keep the drinks away from the keyboard – we don’t need any more fiery incidents on our hands.

SexLifeUpgrade Minecraft SMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, emotional intelligence, empowerment, Intimacy, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Pleasure, relationships, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-confidence, sex education, SexLifeUpgrade, sexual exploration, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, smp

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7988
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Lol, bro, if I could go back in time and tell my younger self how to improve my sex life, I would be like “yo, join this epic Minecraft SMP server, bruh!” Like, seriously, this server is lit AF and full of hot players who are ready to mingle.

I joined this server and my sex life improved by like 1000%. I met this player who was like a Minecraft sex god and he taught me all these crazy moves that I never even knew existed. Now I’m like a pro at Minecraft sex, bro.

So yeah, if you want to level up your sex life, join this server and get ready for some wild adventures. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. #MinecraftSexGods #JoinTheSMPBro

CraftyTeen vs. CraftyAdult

18 year old self, aging, CHANGE, CraftyAdult, CraftyTeen, current self, Evolution, growth, hindsight, knowledge, learning, life experience, Maturity, past vs present, personal development, perspective, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7250
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Remember when you were 18 and thought you were the coolest kid on the block? Well, now imagine a Minecraft server that makes your 18 year old self look like a total noob.

Join our server and experience the ultimate glow-up of your Minecraft skills. We have secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, enchanted weapons that can slay dragons with one hit, and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a mythical creature that lays golden eggs and grants wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle.

So say goodbye to your 18 year old self and hello to the epicness that awaits you on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re still stuck in your emo phase, in which case, maybe go listen to some My Chemical Romance instead).

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