CraftyPutin2021 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?

DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2936
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	7718
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	614
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4215
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4290
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Secret Passages Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Love Letters Sent:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	32	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	640971
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	5608
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9481
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!

SkiBaeBlockParty

Austria, Austria trip, Best Friend, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Cheating, Commitment, Communication, Confrontation, doubts, free trip, Girlfriend, inappropriate videos, Jealousy, relationship, Respect, ski trip, SkiBaeBlockParty, skiing skills, Trust

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6002
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the relationship drama and just focus on building amazing structures and battling creepers!

Join our server and leave all the boyfriend’s childhood best friend drama behind. No need to worry about inappropriate videos or exes getting in the way of your gaming experience. Plus, we offer free trips to Austria for all players (just kidding, we wish we could offer that but unfortunately, it’s just a Minecraft server).

So come join us and let’s build a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night or not!

BalloonPopper Minecraft SMP

balloon bursting, balloon cleanup, balloon deflation, balloon destruction, balloon disposal, balloon disposal ideas, balloon disposal methods, Balloon pop, balloon popping, balloon popping techniques, balloon recycling, balloon removal, balloon waste, balloon waste management, BalloonPopper, balloons, eco-friendly balloon disposal, Minecraft, Party, party cleanup, popping balloons, smp, sustainable party cleanup

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5852
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ores Mined:	1489

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what this server is like.

We have the craziest events like llama races and creeper karaoke nights, it’s lit AF. And don’t even get me started on the custom plugins, we have one that turns all the sheep into disco dancing sheep, it’s hilarious.

But the best part is the community, everyone is so friendly and funny, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us and let’s pop those balloons together, in the most ridiculous ways possible! 🎈🎉🐑🎤🚀

BlockyLove: SexCraft

BlockyLove, Commitment, Communication, Connection, desire, emotional bond, fulfillment, Happiness, IMPORTANCE, Intimacy, long term, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, relationship, romance, satisfaction, sex, SexCraft, sexual compatibility, Trust

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Animals Bred:	185
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	766
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is all about getting frisky! That’s right, we’ve got hot tubs, heart-shaped beds, and even a secret underground dungeon for all your naughty escapades. Who needs diamonds when you can mine for love on our server? Join us now and get ready for a steamy adventure like no other!

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

(PILOT), achievement, Air Force, Bravery, Combat, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, f-16, fighter jet, heroism, Military, Minecraft, MissileMayhem, Mission, national security, RECORD, Russian assault, Server, UKRAINIAN, war zone

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchantments Applied:	273
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Yo, you ever seen a Ukrainian F-16 pilot take down SIX cruise missiles in ONE mission? That’s some next level shiz right there! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a badass pilot too, taking down creepers and zombies like it’s no big deal. Plus, we got Russian assaults happening left and right, so you better join quick before it’s too late! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of epic battles and crazy missions like this? Let’s goooooo!

BrusselsBlockParty

anti-semitism, Belgium, Brussels, BrusselsBlockParty, ceremony, Conflict, controversy, cultural sensitivity, education, EJP, Europe, gaza, History, Holocaust remembrance, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, refusal, SCHOOLs, Students, teachers, War

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Crops Grown:	1422
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5859

join our epic minecraft server where we have schools that refuse to participate in holocaust remembrance ceremonies because they are too busy fighting in the war in gaza! come build with us and see if you can survive the chaos of students throwing textbooks instead of potions. who needs history lessons when you can have a battle royale in the school courtyard? join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience!