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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Canada, CraftyCanuck, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, Economy, foreign policy, global economy, Government, import/export, international trade, leadership, Minecraft, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, RETALIATION, Server, strong response, Tariffs, trade war, trudeau, trump

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7151
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Potions Brewed:	163

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs. like, you gotta join cuz we have, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items. and, like, our admin is a ninja who can, like, do backflips and stuff.

also, like, there’s a rumor that Herobrine, like, totally hangs out on our server. he’s, like, the ultimate boss and if you defeat him, you get, like, a million diamonds.

plus, like, we have this epic PvP arena where you can battle other players and show off your mad skills. and, like, the winner gets to ride a dragon around the server for a whole day.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever! it’s gonna be, like, totally lit, bro.

CraftyReichBanter

afd, Ban, Coalition, controversy, CraftyReichBanter, debate, Decision making, Democracy, disagreement, extremism, far right, German politics, germany, Government, lawmakers, nationalist, opposition, Parliament, political parties, right wing

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so, like, imagine this: a minecraft server where german lawmakers are all like, “yo, should we ban the far-right AfD or nah?” and they can’t even agree on it! it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding in a virtual world! join our server for all the political chaos and craziness you can handle. plus, we have secret underground meetings where we plot world domination with our pixelated pickaxes. come join the fun and see where the drama takes us next!

SporeZombie Ants – Ireland Edition

ants, arachnids, Behavior, cave spiders, discovery, Edition, entomology, entomopathogenic fungi, fungal species, fungus, honour, infection, ireland, Mycology, newly discovered, Ophiocordyceps, Parasitism, sir david Attenborough, SporeZombie, zombie ants, zombies, zoology

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4876
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292

come join our epic minecraft server where we have zombie cave spiders infected with fungus that make them act like zombie ants! it’s like a real-life episode of planet earth, narrated by the legendary Sir David Attenborough himself! you won’t find this kind of crazy action on any other server, so hop on and start surviving in our wild and wacky world! who knows what other insane creatures and adventures you’ll encounter on our server – the possibilities are endless! join now and let the madness begin!

Crafted Cosmos 1.20.6

1.20.6, comma separated, Cosmos, crafted, Generate, is there, list, long tail tags, Problem, reddit, Reddit spacing, reddit user, Spacing, spacing problem, tags, Use, use reddit, use reddit spacing, User, why, why yes, yes

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	3119
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ores Mined:	9594	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Towns Built:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	13

Oh man, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies too!

You can build your own epic castle and rule over your own kingdom, like a boss! Plus, there are secret treasure hunts and hidden dungeons to explore.

And get this, there’s a whole community of players who are as crazy as you are! You can team up with them to take down the Ender Dragon or just goof around and build giant statues of Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

LastWillCraft SMP

absurd legacies, bizarre requests, comedic will, comical estate planning, death humor, eccentric estate planning, final wishes, funny last will, hilarious testament, humorous inheritance, LastWillCraft, laughable bequeaths, odd final instructions, offbeat last wishes, quirky bequests, silly testament, smp, strange bequests, unconventional inheritance, unusual bequeaths, wacky will, weird legacies

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we only let in people who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. It’s totally worth it though because we have a pet creeper named Bob who tells the best jokes.

And get this, if you die in the game, you have to do a funny dance in real life as your “last will.” Like one time, this guy died and his last will was to have his pet pig inherit all his diamonds. It was hilarious, we all had a good laugh.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties every night. It’s lit, fam.

CraftyKidLies

childhood beliefs, childhood innocence, childhood innocence shattered, childhood lies, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood tales, CraftyKidLies, discovering the truth, embarrassing moments, funny childhood stories, funny lies, funny stories, growing up, Innocence, learning the truth, misconceptions, misconceptions debunked, naive beliefs, realizing the truth

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4459
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Remember when your parents told you that eating your vegetables would make you grow up big and strong? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise that mining diamonds will make you grow wings and fly like a majestic dragon! Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, who now soars through the skies on a diamond-encrusted rocket ship.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle against a secret army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and save the day. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds waiting to be discovered by the chosen one.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and embark on the wildest, most fantastical adventures of your life. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9358	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7605
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7984
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8941
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Items Found:	7903	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8633
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Void Gems Collected:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3171	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9315	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	5951
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11