CraftyPurchases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.2

1.20.2, Announce, Articulate, assert, assertive, call out, command, declare, Demand, Echoes, emphatic, Ethereal, express, forceful, insistent, proclaim, protest, say his name, Say it, Shout, speak out, vocalize

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crops Grown:	4670
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the virtual world!

We have crazy mobs that will make you question your sanity and make you scream like a little girl!

Explore our twisted biomes filled with bizarre creatures and mind-bending landscapes that will leave you scratching your head in confusion!

Build your own insane creations and show them off to other players who will either be in awe or run away in terror!

And don’t forget to participate in our wacky events and challenges that will push your Minecraft skills to the limit!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and enter a world where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme!

Granny’s No Trade Zone

cleaning supplies, clothes, DEBT, Drama, Dying, family struggles, financial debt, Gifts, grandmother, Grannys, Jealousy, kitchen utensils, MONEY, palliative care, Petty, SELLING, social assistance, stealing, tacky, Trade, trinkets, Will, Zone

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6868
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family feuds are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaotic world of dysfunctional families and financial struggles.

Embark on a quest to protect your dying grandmother from sneaky uncles who sell her gifts for profit at an art market. Will you be the hero who stands up against the sleazy thieves, or will you join forces with them to snatch up her belongings before she’s even cold?

With no money left in the will and debts piling up, it’s a race against time to secure your inheritance (or lack thereof). Will you be the one to claim the coveted TV and furniture, or will you be left empty-handed like the rest of the family?

Join now and experience the thrill of power of attorney, where you can control the fate of your loved ones and make sure no trinket goes unclaimed. Don’t miss out on the drama, the pettiness, and the moral high ground – it’s all waiting for you on our server!

Never2OldCraft

age is just a number, age-defying, ageless, ageless wonder, always young, childlike wonder, eternal child, eternal youth, forever playful, Forever Young, never aging, never grow up, never too old, never too old for fun, Never2OldCraft, playful, staying young, Timeless, young at heart, youthful energy, youthful spirit

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

What are you never too old for? Building epic blocky masterpieces, duh! Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner child as you create towering castles, underground lairs, and maybe even a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamond reserves. Rumor has it that if you can decipher their clucks and squawks, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Yes, you read that right. Ride at your own risk and try not to explode into a million tiny blocks of regret.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of creativity, mystery, and explosive fun!

SchnitzelCraft Minecraft Server

Asylum, contentious, debate, european union, German, germany, Government, immigration law, integration, lawmakers, legislation, migrants, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, opposition, policy, Politics, Refugees, REJECT, SchnitzelCraft, Server, Social Issues, Vote

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mines Excavated:	2447	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but on steroids, man. u wanna join dis server cuz we got german lawmakers who reject immigration laws and stuff. it’s like a whole drama show, but in minecraft. u can build ur own drama too, like maybe u wanna build a wall to keep out all the creepers or something. join dis server for the crazy stories and the drama, man. it’s gonna be lit.

KyrgyzCraft: No Niqab, Just Blocks!

alienate, Ban, blocks, Central Asia, controversy, Critics, cultural norms, gender equality, government policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic, KyrgyzCraft, Kyrgyzstan, minority rights, Muslim women, Niqab, religious expression, religious freedom, secularism, social integration, traditional dress, Women

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Crops Grown:	8865
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
New Chunks Explored:	792945	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Animals Bred:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where u can wear a niqab and not get banned? well, look no further cuz this server is the place to be! kyrgyzstan may have banned the niqab, but not here, we embrace all types of fashion choices, even if it’s just a blocky pixelated version. join us and show off your stylish niqab while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server that’s so inclusive, even the mobs feel accepted? come join us and let’s show the world that minecraft is for everyone, niqab or not!

Free World Ruler Pro

absolute ruler, AUTHORITY, control, Democracy, free, free world, global power, Government, influence, leadership, Politics, power, president, PRO, Ruler, Ruling, ruling authority, ruling class, ruling elite, ruling party, ruling system, world, world domination, world leader

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

u think u can’t be da boss of da whole world? well think again, cuz on dis server u can be da absolute ruler of da free world! u can build ur own empire, make ur own rules, and crush anyone who tries to stand in ur way.

join dis server if u want to unleash ur inner dictator and show everyone who’s boss. u can build giant statues of urself, create ur own currency, and even have ur own army of loyal minions.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and start ur journey to world domination! just remember, absolute power can be a bit lonely, but hey, at least u’ll have all da diamonds u could ever want.

Suzetrigine Pain-Free Zone

addiction risks, Chronic pain, drug development, FDA Approval, mechanism of action, non-opioid painkiller, opioid alternative, opioid-level pain relief, overdose risks, pain control, pain management, pain medication, pain relief medication, pain research, pain suppression, pain treatment., PainFree, Pharmacology, sedation risks, Suzetrigine, us fda, Zone

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Villages Defended:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have suzetrigine as our secret weapon against pain! forget about boring old painkillers, we got the FDA-approved non-opioid magic pill that will make you feel like you’re floating on clouds while playing minecraft. no more addiction, sedation, or overdose worries here, just pure pain relief and gaming fun! hop on and experience the power of suzetrigine for yourself, you won’t believe how amazing it is until you try it. who needs diamonds when you have this game-changing painkiller on your side? join now and let the magic begin!

UltraSMP

bedrock, crossplay, Discord, Economy, Gamemodes, greensetIcon, host, ip address, java, launcher, mojang, multiplayer, PORT, Session Servers, smp, Survival, UltraSMP, United Kingdom, Updates, Vanilla, version compatibility, Website

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Farms Harvested:	832
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7

About
A big welcome to UltraSMP the friendliest SMP in the world! Join today on java and bedrock and begin your adventure!

Server IP
ultrasmp.serv.lol

How to Play
Open Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”

Minecraft Version
1.21.4

Server Location
United Kingdom

Gamemodes
Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla

FAQ

What is the server IP for UltraSMP?

The IP address for UltraSMP is ultrasmp.serv.lol. You can use this IP Address to start playing on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server now.

How do I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft server?

Open the Minecraft launcher, click “Play”, select “Multiplayer”, add server IP “ultrasmp.serv.lol”, and click “Join Server”. For bedrock players, use the same IP but with the port 25587.

What Minecraft game version does UltraSMP server support?

UltraSMP supports Minecraft game version 1.21.4.

Where is the UltraSMP Minecraft Server being hosted?

The UltraSMP server is currently hosted in the United Kingdom.

What gamemodes can I play on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server?

You can play Survival, Crossplay, SMP, Economy, Vanilla on the UltraSMP Minecraft Server.

Mystic Isles of UK Girls 1.20

British females, British girls, British girls in Newcastle, British women, British women in Newcastle, Girls, Isles, location, mystic, newcastle, Newcastle females, Newcastle girls, Newcastle upon Tyne, Newcastle upon Tyne girls, Newcastle women, uk, UK females, UK females in Newcastle, UK girls in Newcastle, UK women, United Kingdom

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5742
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3236	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual party with blocks and stuff.

We got so many crazy builds, it’s like walking through a psychedelic dream.

And the community? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of unicorns on roller skates, just pure magic.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes left and right.

So come on, don’t be a square, join us on this wild ride through the pixelated unknown.

Momma’s Hospice Minecraft Server

Cancer, chemotherapy, coping with loss, Emotional support, end of life care, end of life planning, end-of-life decisions, family disagreements, family dynamics, family relationships, Family Support, grief and loss, hospice, letting go, Minecraft, mommas, quality of life, respecting choices, respecting wishes, Server, supporting mom’s decision, terminal cancer, terminal illness

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the moonwalk. That’s just a taste of what you’ll experience on our server. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so epic that even your grandma would want to join. In fact, we have a special hospice-themed area where players can peacefully say goodbye to their pixelated loved ones. It’s a touching and heartwarming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find your long-lost dad waiting for you in the virtual world. It’s a journey you won’t want to miss!

BoyfriendPrettyAITA

apologies, BoyfriendPrettyAITA, Communication, cultural norms, emasculation, Gender norms, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Language, language barriers, Masculinity, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, mixed signals, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, social expectations, societal expectations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dimension Hops:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1000	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where words like “pretty” and “handsome” have no boundaries! Join us for a wild ride filled with misunderstandings and mixed-up words just like in this hilarious story.

Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good laugh and don’t take themselves too seriously. Embrace the chaos and join us as we navigate through wacky situations like accidentally calling your boyfriend “pretty” instead of “handsome”.

Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our server? So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just remember, respect is key – even if you accidentally call someone “pretty” when you meant to say “handsome”. It’s all in good fun!

PleaserPurgeCraft

Assertiveness, Authenticity, Boundaries, Confidence, courage, empowerment, Honesty, Individuality, people pleasing, PleaserPurgeCraft, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assertion, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-validation, standing up for yourself

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Falling into the Void:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4686
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Spears Created:	24

Are you tired of being a people pleaser in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be as rude and obnoxious as you want without any consequences! Piss off everyone at once by saying the most outrageous things in our chat and watch the chaos unfold. Join now for a truly liberating and hilarious experience!

BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

American company, BlockyBreach, Business, CNC machine, compliance, export controls, Exports, Fine, first ever, International, Legal, Manufacturing, Minecraft, Penalizes, regulations, russia, sanctions, Server, Technology, Trade, UNITED24 Media, US, VIOLATION

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Dimension Hops:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

CraftyCanuckz vs TrumpTariffs

Canada, Canadian economy, CraftyCanuckz, cross-border trade, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global trade, import/export, international relations, NAFTA, North America, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff negotiations, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs, TrumpTariffs, U.S. reliance

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7468
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight back against trump tariffs by building giant walls made of diamonds and emeralds to protect our precious resources! we even have a secret underground bunker where we rethink our reliance on the u.s. by trading with villagers from other dimensions. join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a chance to stick it to the man in the most blocky way possible! #minecraftresistance #buildthewall #villagertraders #diamondsareforever

Fan-tastic Builds Server

airflow, building, Builds, ceiling fan, Cooling, eco-friendly, electricity savings, energy conservation, energy efficiency, energy-efficient cooling, fantastic, green living, home improvement, House, household appliances, indoor climate control, reducing energy consumption, reducing environmental impact, reducing strain on infrastructure, Server, structural strain, sustainable living, ventilation

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	454799
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Votes:	4084
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where turning on a ceiling fan actually makes ur house stronger? well, u found it, my dude! on this server, the laws of physics are out the window (literally, cuz ur fan is making ur house stronger).

imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.

we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.

so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.

Players:	92/200	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Animals Bred:	149