CraftyPurchases | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	4364
Mines Excavated:	2550	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	19
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Farms Harvested:	340
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Star Shards Collected:	62	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	8820
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	17	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Emeralds Found:	7891	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4152
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Meteorites Collected:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5826
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	746299
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	729
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7440	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magic Items Found:	3684	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Votes:	6428
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Crops Grown:	1925
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8672
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Votes:	7502	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	102/600	Votes:	6919
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	8156	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63