“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
Star Shards Collected: 183 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • ComebackCraft SMP

    ComebackCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for epic comebacks and non-stop laughter!

    Join us and witness the legendary battle between two players arguing over who has the better pet pig. Spoiler alert: it ends with a pig jousting tournament that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Dance-Off” where players compete to see who can do the best chicken impression while dancing on a tightrope over a pit of lava. Trust us, it’s clucking hilarious!

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious moments in Minecraft history, join our server now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 28 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 10 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Cursed Amulets Found: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineTimeFunCraft

    MineTimeFunCraft
    Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Alien Abductions: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 19
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Ores Mined: 990

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Farms Harvested: 797
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Gods Slained: 0
    Star Shards Collected: 64 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Chimeras Created: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 44
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 863

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Endless Legions Commanded: 44 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 11
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 8868
    Crops Grown: 8854 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 28 Runes Activated: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Dimension Hops: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6216 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Gods Slained: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Crops Grown: 5919 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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