CraftyProstateManiac | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Emeralds Found:	217
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	9832
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4953
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

MysticalCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, arson, Blaze, Claims, Damage, Destruction, emergency, engulfed, Fire, flames, Incident, investigation, investigation underway, Minecraft, Mysterious, MysticalCraft, response, Russian Shahed, Server, smoke, suspicious, Ukrainian Intelligence, warehouse

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Potions Brewed:	75	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, so like, have you heard about this crazy server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got this Russian Shahed warehouse that’s on fire, but like, it’s all mysterious and stuff. Ukrainian intelligence is all like, “Whoa, what’s going on here?” But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server. Join us and uncover the truth behind the blazing warehouse. Plus, there’s like, hidden treasure and secret passages to explore. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what all the hype is about!

CraftyCreeperClan

Afghan women, Afghanistan, CraftyCreeperClan, discrimination, gender inequality, gender segregation, Globalnews.ca, hearing each other, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islamic law, Misogyny, national, oppressive law, oppressive regime, patriarchal society, Taliban, Taliban bans, Taliban rule, women’s freedom, women’s voices silenced, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2312
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND ESCAPE THE CRAZY TALIBAN BANS! WE PROMISE NO ONE WILL BAN YOU FROM HEARING EACH OTHER, UNLESS YOU’RE YELLING TOO LOUD IN THE CHAT! EXPLORE OUR WACKY WORLD FILLED WITH GIANT LLAMAS AND FLOATING PIGS! BUILD A HOUSE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS AND WATCH IT TURN INTO A GIANT RAINBOW! JOIN NOW BEFORE THE TALIBAN TRIES TO BAN US TOO! #MinecraftFreedom #NoTalibanAllowed

PlongieCraft

Biomes, Chat, Dimensions, Dogs, Dungeons, Economy, Kingdoms, Magic, Minecraft, Modpack, Pirates, PlongieCraft, RPG, Server, smp, Technic, Trading, Trailer, Villages, warrior, weapons, wizard

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8061
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3

Server Information
Server IP	plongie.com
Discord	Join Discord

Trailer
View Trailer

About PlongieCraft
PlongieCraft is a Fantasy RPG adventure and community server where players can engage in epic adventures, build kingdoms, sail ships, and explore new biomes.

Features
– Choose from different classes and skills	– Trade in a growing economy	– Explore new structures and dungeons	– Sail ships with cannons for PvP	– Hire recruits to build an army	– Find magical loot and special weapons

Modpack
– Includes mods like The Aether, Blueskies, Better End, Aquamirae, Deep Darker, and more	– Features Dragon mounts, Iron spellbooks, and a new level system	– Not pay to win

Additional Features
– Screenshots available here and here	– Quests, guilds, and new dimensions in development	– LoTR and Skyrim music pack coming soon	– Proximity chat available	– Server backups to prevent griefing

Join the Adventure
We welcome all players to join our growing community on PlongieCraft. Come experience the fantasy RPG world and enjoy the adventures with us!

FAQ
Q: How can I join the server?	A: You can join by connecting to the server IP: plongie.com
Q: Are there different classes to choose from?	A: Yes, players can choose from different classes and skills to specialize in.
Q: Is the server pay to win?	A: No, the server is not pay to win.
Q: Are there server backups to prevent griefing?	A: Yes, the server regularly backs up to prevent griefing incidents.
Q: Can I sail ships in the game?	A: Yes, players can sail ships with cannons for PvP battles.

Future Craftrealm 1.21

2025, Accomplishments.., Achievements, aspirations, challenges overcome, Craftrealm, dreams, Future, goals, Gratitude, Long-term goals, looking forward, Milestones, New Year, personal growth, Planning, progress, Reflection, resolutions, self improvement, success

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4073
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

OMG, like, join dis Minecraft server cuz in 2024 we accomplished so much crazy shiz! We built a giant statue of a potato, we discovered a hidden village of llamas, and we created a roller coaster that goes through a volcano! Like, who even does that in real life, amirite?! Join now for more wild adventures and potato statues, cuz 2025 is gonna be even more cray-cray!

City Building Minecraft SMP

Anime, building, Characters, city, city building, creativity, culture, Economy, FANTASY, Government, imagination, Infrastructure, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, Plot, smp, society, storytelling, Technology, transportation system, world-building

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

Are you tired of building the same old boring cities in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the ultimate isekai city-building experience! Join us and transport yourself to a whole new world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of TNT).

Our server is home to the most eccentric builders you’ll ever meet. Want to build a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! How about a floating castle in the sky guarded by dragons? No problem! The crazier your ideas, the better.

But that’s not all – our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some enchanted diamond armor? Just trade a few stacks of dirt with our shady villager friends and it’s yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and let your wildest isekai city dreams come to life! Just be prepared for the occasional creeper explosion or unexpected visit from a wandering trader selling suspiciously rare items. It’s all part of the fun!

BedroomBattles Minecraft Server

aita, BEDROOM, BedroomBattles, Boundaries, brother, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Fairness, family dynamics, Girlfriend, living situation, Minecraft, personal space, privacy, relationships, Rent, roommates, Server, sharing, sibling, sleeping arrangements

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crops Grown:	2796	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to give up your bed for anyone, not even your brother’s girlfriend with insomnia!

Join us and build your dream house without worrying about being kicked out every weekend. We believe in equal rights for all players, no matter how many sheep you’ve sheared or diamonds you’ve mined.

Don’t let your brother’s girlfriend’s sleeping habits dictate your Minecraft experience. Come join us and sleep soundly knowing that your bed is yours and yours alone. Plus, we have a special room just for players who need a nap until 2pm, because we support all types of sleep schedules here.

So come on over to our server, where you can mine, build, and sleep in peace without any room-sharing drama. It’s time to claim your rightful place in the Minecraft world – no more sleeping on the couch for you!

FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2833
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ores Mined:	2671	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2142

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Ores Mined:	7886	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	279	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3902
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

Players:	108/100	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	4951
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6