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SMPSecretRevealed – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Herobrine Sightings:	0

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff! Like, one time I was mining for diamonds and this dude I’ve known for like forever suddenly started building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, like what even?! And then we found out he’s actually a secret chicken enthusiast who has a whole chicken farm hidden underground, like who even does that?! So yeah, if you wanna uncover some crazy secrets about your friends while building epic castles and stuff, you gotta join this SMP, it’s wild!

CraftyMedsServer

best drugs, breakthrough drugs, CraftyMedsServer, drug development, Drugs, effective drugs, essential drugs, Healthcare, innovative pharmaceuticals, life-saving drugs, medical advancements, medication, pharmaceutical, pharmaceutical breakthroughs, pharmaceutical discoveries, pharmaceutical industry, pharmaceutical innovations, pharmaceutical research, popular drugs, prescription drugs, top pharmaceutical drugs

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical potion of fun and excitement! Join us and experience a world where the best pharmaceutical drugs have been turned into epic Minecraft items. Imagine mining for diamonds and stumbling upon a pill that gives you super speed or strength! Or battling mobs with the power of a healing potion that can cure any ailment. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, take a trip with us and discover the craziest Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

CrashCraft: Azerbaijan Airlines

air travel, aircraft incidents, airline communication, airline disasters, airline investigations, airline maintenance, airline operations, airline regulations, airline safety, Airlines, airplane crashes, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation security, aviation technology, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Crashcraft, external interference, Flight Safety, physical interference, plane crash, technical interference

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

So, like, this server is so lit that even airplanes are crashing because they can’t handle the awesomeness. Like, the pilots were probably trying to join the server while flying and got so hyped that they lost control. It’s like the Bermuda Triangle but with more creepers and diamonds. Join now before you miss out on all the chaos and fun!

Havenhold Adventures

Economy, Roleplay Quests Dungeons PvP Economy Towny Survival Minigames Creative Skyblock Factions Pixelmon Modded Vanilla Build battles Parkour Custom plugins Custom map Hardcore mode Trading, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79

About Us Welcome to Havenhold Adventures, a one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where fantasy and adventure come to life! Our server is built to offer an immersive and community-focused experience for players of all skill levels. Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a curious newcomer, Havenhold Adventures has something for everyone.

havenhold.g-portal.rocks:26366

AdventuredMC

AdventuredMC, Minecraft, Network, Seasons, Skyblock, Survival, Updates

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	1758
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Animals Bred:	43
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14

AdventuredMC is a Skyblock based network with quarterly new seasons and frequent updates.

play.adventuredmc.nl

Legacy Echoes 1.21

bittersweet, Cruel, death, direct family, Echoes, family, Grandparents, grandparents recall, Heartache, Indonesia, Legacy, Letters, Loneliness, longing, love, Memories, memories made, Nostalgia, Reminiscing, social circle, Tears, trip

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, forget about your sad life and join our Minecraft server! We got grandpas crying over Indonesia trips, grandmas sending letters in advance – it’s a wild ride of emotions, man. God may be playing games with your love life, but on our server, you’ll find a new family. Who needs a social circle when you have a blocky world to explore? Plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about the inevitable doom of your direct family in 3 years. Join now and let’s build a new future together!

Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Potions Brewed:	166
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Items Found:	5500	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4462
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3734
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Magic Items Found:	8250	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	7348
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Towns Built:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2150
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9667
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

Players:	100/700	Votes:	1075
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6832	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	10