CraftyPrivs

CraftyPrivs, ENTITLEMENT, overlooked privilege, Privilege, privilege acknowledgment, privilege awareness, privilege consciousness, privilege gratitude, privilege humility., privilege perspective, privilege reflection, privilege responsibility, societal advantage, societal privilege, taken for granted, unappreciated privilege, underappreciated privilege, unearned privilege, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Divine Spears Created:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107

New Minecraft Servers

Join our Minecraft server and experience the privilege of riding on a flying pig while shooting rainbow lasers out of your eyes! Yes, you heard that right! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Airlines where you can soar through the skies on a majestic flying pig and rain down colorful destruction on your enemies with your eye lasers. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the ultimate pig-tastic adventure!

PointlessCraft Holiday Hub

absurd holiday, forgotten holiday, holiday, Hub, insignificant holiday, irrelevant holiday, meaningless holiday, mundane holiday, nonsensical holiday, obscure holiday, overlooked holiday, pointless holiday, PointlessCraft, silly holiday, trivial holiday, uncelebrated holiday, uneventful holiday, unimportant holiday, unmemorable holiday, unnecessary holiday, unpopular holiday, unremarkable holiday, useless holiday

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Join our Minecraft server and celebrate Pointless Holiday Day every day! Why waste time on real holidays when you can join us for a day dedicated to doing absolutely nothing? Our server is full of pointless activities like staring at walls, counting sheep, and organizing your inventory for the millionth time.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual “Build a Giant Potato” competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual french fries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community dedicated to celebrating the most pointless holiday in the most ridiculous ways possible? Join us now and let the pointlessness begin!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	New Chunks Explored:	830885
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Enchantments Applied:	118	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4836
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Void Gems Collected:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	2897
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	7499	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6415	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4415
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	7574
Buildings Constructed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Items Found:	6948	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Mines Excavated:	1889	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2783
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Emeralds Found:	899	Runes Activated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	3962
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Dragon Eggs Found:	7857	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Love Letters Sent:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!