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DateRedFlagsMC SMP

bad signs, DateRedFlagsMC, DATING, deal breakers, first date, red flags, red flags in a date, red flags in a new relationship, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a romantic partner, red flags in dating, red flags in dating a new person, red flags in dating someone, red flags in dating someone new, red flags in relationships, red flags on a date, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch for, relationships, smp, warning signs

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

OMG, so like, if you’re on a first date and the person doesn’t bring their pet creeper with them, like, major red flag! Like, why wouldn’t they want their creeper to meet you, right? And if they don’t know how to craft a diamond sword in under 10 seconds, like, what are they even doing with their life? And if they start talking about how they prefer playing Roblox over Minecraft, like, just run for the hills, sis. Ain’t nobody got time for that nonsense! So, like, if you want a first date that’s lit AF, join our SMP and find your true Minecraft soulmate. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! #MinecraftLove #RedFlagAlert 🤣🤪🎮🔥💖

SelfLoveCraft

positive self-image, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveCraft

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3480
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Love Letters Sent:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most wacky place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, mining diamonds with a pickaxe made of rainbow unicorn horns, and battling evil mobs with your trusty pet dragon named Fluffy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary treasure of the Potato King, hidden deep within the depths of the Nether. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most epic, hilarious, and downright absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyPolishMiner

comparison, CraftyPolishMiner, economic growth, Economy, employment, Europe, federal rate, global economy, government policy, income, international news, labor market, minimum wage, Poland, Social Issues, standard of living, united states, US, wage gap, wages, workers’ rights

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1959
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Emeralds Found:	2765
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the minimum wage is higher than the US federal rate! why work in real life when you can mine for diamonds and build a castle in poland? our server is so lit, even the creepers are getting paid more than the average american! come join us and experience the thrill of earning a living wage while fighting off zombies and skeletons. who needs a job when you can be a minecraft millionaire in poland? join now for a chance to become the richest player in the virtual world!

Trash to Treasure: Boat Bottle Win

#sustainability, boat, BOTTLE, Competition, consequences, Contestant, discovery, Environment, irony, Karma, laziness, Lazy, littering, Ocean, plastic bottle, Pollution, reality tv, recycling, Redemption, survival show, Trash, Treasure, WIN

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Star Shards Collected:	86
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Join this epic Minecraft server where the world is filled with magical plastic bottles that can help you survive and win challenges! Imagine finding a plastic bottle thrown by a lazy player and using it to outsmart your opponents like a true survival show contestant. Who knows, maybe that lazy player will even join the server and compete against you, only to be defeated by their own trash! Don’t miss out on this wacky adventure, join now and see where the plastic bottle madness takes you!

Ordinary SMP

building, Community, Contests, Custom Items, Discord, Events, Exploration, Fabric, Grief Protection, Hermitcraft-like, java, Minecraft, Mods, ordinary, PvP, Redstone, resource pack, Server, smp, Version, Whitelisted

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Falling into the Void:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Server Name	Ordinary SMP
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Java 1.21.4
Whitelisted	Yes

Brief Overview:

Ordinary SMP is a friendly Minecraft community that offers a vanilla experience with a diverse player base from around the world. Join to build, explore, and make new friends!

FAQs

1. What version is the server running?

The server is running Java 1.21.4, always up to date with the latest features and updates.

2. Is grief protection available on the server?

Yes, we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers despite being a vanilla server.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join us on our Discord server by following this link: DISCORD

4. Are there any mods on the server?

Yes, we have mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more to enhance your gaming experience.

5. What events can I participate in on the server?

We host server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects. There’s always something fun going on!

6. Is there a custom resource pack available on the server?

Yes, we have a custom resource pack that includes exclusive cosmetic items, trophies, and event rewards. We also accept submissions for custom items from players.

7. Is the server whitelisted?

Yes, our server is whitelisted to ensure a high-quality community and an enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Ethereal Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, Bitches, bitches who look like this, Ethereal, long tail, look, Realms, tags

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like for realz. Why, you ask? Because we got bitches who look like this 👇👇👇

I’m talking about pixelated babes with blocky bodies that will make your pickaxe stand at attention. Trust me, you won’t find these fine ladies on any other server.

So if you wanna build, mine, and flirt with some sexy square-shaped hotties, then this is the place for you. Don’t miss out, join now and get ready for a wild ride! 🤪🔥💦

BlastCrafters: AITA Edition

aita, Blame, BlastCrafters, Cleanup, Communication, DISRESPECTFUL, Edition, explosion, family, Guns, Horses, Livestock, Mess, new year’s eve, Outrage, Property, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Shooting, Shooting Range, social media, tannerite, Video

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Love Letters Sent:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchantments Applied:	167	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the chaos of your relatives shooting up trees and exploding tannerite in the paddock.

Our server offers a peaceful oasis away from the madness, where you can focus on building epic structures and taming virtual horses without any interruptions. Plus, you won’t have to worry about cleaning up after anyone else’s mess – unless you count creepers blowing up your creations!

So come join us on the server where the only explosions you’ll see are from TNT, not tannerite. And remember, on our server, the only drama comes from players arguing over who gets the last diamond.

HorriblePersonMC SMP

horrible person, HorriblePersonMC, introspection, personal growth, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-awareness acceptance, self-awareness development, self-awareness exploration, self-awareness journey, self-awareness process, self-awareness realization, self-criticism, self-judgment, self-realization, smp

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

LOL join our epic Minecraft SMP where we have the most insane shenanigans happening 24/7! We have a secret underground club where we sacrifice chickens to the Minecraft gods for good luck in our mining adventures. Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who spits on anyone who tries to grief our builds. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on all the chaos and craziness that goes down on our server. So come join us and embrace your inner horrible person in the most hilarious way possible!

Blocky Booty Surprise

blocky, BOOTY, INTIMATE, memorable, out of the blue, Random, sexual experience, spontaneous, Surprise, Surprising, surprising encounter, surprising event, surprising moment, surprising rendezvous, surprising situation, unanticipated, Unconventional, unexpected, unexpected connection, unexpected intimacy, unforeseen, Unplanned, UNUSUAL

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Emeralds Found:	6096
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Star Shards Collected:	71	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, you never know when you’ll stumble upon a wild and unexpected sexual encounter! Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly finding yourself in a steamy love triangle with two creepers. Or maybe you’re just peacefully farming when a group of zombies decides to spice things up with a little roleplay. Join us for a truly unforgettable and unpredictable Minecraft experience!

Crafty Cola: The Mystery Flavor

advertising claims, beverage industry, brand loyalty., branding strategy, Coca Cola, Cola, consumer behavior, consumer perception, consumer trust., Crafty, flavor, global corporations, iconic brands, market research, marketing tactics, Mystery, Original Taste, product authenticity, product labeling, product packaging, Quality Control, soft drinks, taste testing, Verification

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Crops Grown:	8841
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Animals Bred:	107	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

hey u! yea u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u question reality? well, look no further cuz this server is like coca-cola putting “original taste” on their products – u just gotta trust us, bro.

imagine a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. yep, that’s what u can expect on this server. we got unicorns roaming around and diamonds raining from the sky. it’s like a magical wonderland on crack, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party we throw every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. we got glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the sickest beats. it’s a party u don’t wanna miss, trust me.

so come on, join us on this epic adventure and experience the craziest minecraft server of all time. who needs reality when u can have this much fun? let’s get weird, baby!

Invictus

Bedrock compatibility, Brewery & Alcohol, Chairs & Sitting, Community Events, Custom Plugin Pack, Dedicated host, hard difficulty, Invictus, Lockable Chests, Player Shops, Semi Vanilla, Server Lore Channel, Shooting Stars, vanilla tweaks, Viewable Web Map

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4036
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Secret Passages Found:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Invictus SMP ⛏️ Overview

Server IP	invictus.r2f.co
Bedrock Port	25591
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/aCwtT7qWzh

Invictus was founded in 2020 to create a small and relaxed community. It now consists of 200+ discord members and an active player base. The world resets every 6-8 months and is updated to the latest version. Our server is public and we welcome anyone and everyone! 👋 We’re currently on our 9th season and have a large returning player base. Please note that you must join our Discord before playing online.

Features:

🧟‍♂️ Hard Difficulty
🛰️ Bedrock Compatibility
🔥 Custom Plugin Pack
✅ Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
🗺️ Viewable Web Map
🔧 Vanilla Tweaks
👥 Community Events
🍺 Brewery & Alcohol
🧙‍♂️ Server Lore Channel
🏬 Player Shops
🔐 Lockable Chests
⭐️ Shooting Stars
🪑 Chairs & Sitting
➕ Much more!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by using the IP address invictus.r2f.co and the Bedrock port 25591.

Q: Can I play on this server with the Java version of Minecraft?

A: No, this server is compatible with the Bedrock version of Minecraft.

Q: Are there any community events on this server?

A: Yes, the server hosts various community events such as build competitions, treasure hunts, and more.

Mystic Caverns Realms 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alternative, Andy Sixx, black veil brides, CAVERNS, clogging, emo, fashion, heavy metal, Long hair, makeup, metalcore, Music, mystic, Performance, punk, Realms, Rebellion, rockstar, screaming, Shit, stage presence, Throat, vocalist

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	503
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, do you like Minecraft? Do you like building stuff and exploring crazy worlds? Well, have I got a server for you! This place is like Andy Sixx’s shit throte clogging, but in a good way! Imagine the chaos and madness of a clogged throat, but in Minecraft form!

Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!

SnoozeTunez Minecraft SMP

Ambient sounds, asmr, bedtime playlist, bedtime rituals, bedtime routine, Calming melodies, deep sleep, lullabies, meditation music, Minecraft, nature sounds, Ocean Waves, peaceful tunes, rain sounds, relaxing music, sleep aid, sleep sounds, smp, SnoozeTunez, soothing melodies, stress relief, Tranquility, white noise

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8548
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	9503
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have like, a million diamonds just lying around waiting for you to find them. And get this, the mobs drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn area is protected by a giant rainbow unicorn that shoots lasers out of its eyes. And if you manage to tame it, you can ride it into battle against the evil creepers that are trying to take over the server.

Oh, and did I mention that our Nether is actually a disco party with zombie pigmen dancing to dubstep music? Yeah, it’s pretty wild. So come join us and be part of the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Pixel Love Quest

anniversary, Bond, cherish, Connection, Happiness, Heartwarming, INTIMATE, joy, Laughter, love, memorable moment, milestone, partner, PIXEL, Quest, relationship, romance, shared experience, Significant, Special, Spouse, unforgettable

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Falling into the Void:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ores Mined:	9256
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5582	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft Server

cdu, Conflict Resolution, CraftyGermanPeaceMinecraft, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, germany, international relations, Lawmaker, military intervention, Mission, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, peace process, peace talks, Peacekeeping, Politics, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2931
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dimension Hops:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	2312	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Buildings Constructed:	14	Runes Activated:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

so like, picture this: ukraine is like a battleground in minecraft, right? and germany is all like, “hey, we should totally swoop in and be the peacekeepers in this crazy server!” like, can you imagine the chaos?

join our minecraft server and be a part of the epic peacekeeping mission in ukraine! fight off creepers and skeletons while trying to negotiate peace treaties with other players. it’s gonna be a wild ride, bro.

plus, our server has the best loot and the craziest mini-games. you can build your own castle and defend it from invaders, or team up with other players to take down the ender dragon.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever! who needs germany when you’ve got us, right?

Players:	91/600	Votes:	6246
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Potions Brewed:	38	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	977	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4