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Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Votes:	7964	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	229	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6832
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	830	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Alien Abductions:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	7217
Mines Excavated:	1817	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8862
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	89	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	6242	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	622	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Star Shards Collected:	198
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	39
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Towns Built:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Buildings Constructed:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8344	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2999

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4528

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Projections Made:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6849
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2