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FamilyCraft Minecraft Server

abusive family dynamics, anger issues, codependency, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Dysfunctional family, Emotional support, emotional trauma, family expectations, Familycraft, financial dependence, forgiveness, intergenerational trauma, Minecraft, parental control, past trauma, reconciliation, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, South Asian culture, Therapy, uni tuition

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	6574
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server! If you’re looking for a place to escape your crazy family drama, then look no further because our server is the perfect virtual getaway.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to deal with a dad who kicks your mom in the stomach while she’s pregnant or a mom who threatens to cut her own throat over homework. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your epic castle with.

Join us and leave all that real-life chaos behind. Who needs therapy when you can just mine for diamonds and build a fortress to protect yourself from any emotional baggage your family tries to throw your way?

So come on in and let’s build a world where the only tantrums are from creepers blowing up your creations, not from your mom expecting you to be her emotional support system. Let’s escape reality and create a new one filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe a little bit of revenge on those pesky skeletons.

MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp

alcoholism, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial dependence, mental health, mother-in-law issues, MotherInLawNoWeddingInviteGetHelp, relationship boundaries, toxic relationships, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, wedding preparations, wedding stress

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns, just like this insane story.

We’ve got family drama, drunken shenanigans, and even a dog-sitting debacle that will leave you on the edge of your block. And if you think your in-laws are crazy, just wait until you meet our community of players.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of virtual chaos while building your dream world? Plus, we promise no one will throw water at you or accuse you of stealing money from their purse. It’s a win-win!

BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7660
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Crops Grown:	1423	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Star Shards Collected:	69
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	342
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Potions Brewed:	25
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Farms Harvested:	190	Emeralds Found:	3849
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9536
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	606724
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3061
Rating:	4.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6298
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crops Grown:	4411
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	364
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Votes:	3742	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crops Grown:	6437
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	1333	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	2070
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Villages Defended:	18
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Votes:	4840
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Runes Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	42	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	207101	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

Players:	108/800	Votes:	6046
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9988	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5