CraftyPrimates | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Nano Pore DiagCraft

Accuracy, Capture, current tests, developed, DiagCraft, diagnose, Diagnosis, efficiency, Faster, Healthcare, illnesses, innovation, Medical, molecules, Nano, nanopore, Pore, Precision, research, scientists, Signals, Technology, tool

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4125
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

join our epic minecraft server where we have developed a nano-pig-based tool that can diagnose your minecraft character’s illnesses faster than a speeding arrow! imagine the precision of a diamond sword but with the power of capturing signals from individual minecraft molecules!

we have crazy stories of players being diagnosed with “creeperitis” and “enderdragon fever” but fear not, our nano-pig tool can cure them all! join us for a wild ride of medical mayhem and pixelated pandemonium!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s battle illness one block at a time!

What is the IP for TechyCrew Minecraft Server?

Among us, among us roles, fortnite, fortnite creative, Minecraft, roblox, Server, techy, Techy Roblox, TechyCrew

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Star Shards Collected:	206
Buildings Constructed:	41	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	5

TechyCrew is a technology-focused company that specializes in providing innovative solutions for businesses and individuals. With a team of experienced professionals, TechyCrew offers services such as software development, web design, cybersecurity solutions, and IT consulting. Their mission is to empower clients with cutting-edge technology to help them thrive in the digital age.

SCP: SITE-19 Roleplay Vanilla Java

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, facility, foundation, growth, java, Lag, Longplay, navigation, OWNER, Ping, player-SCPs, Roleplay, S-NAV, Scp, Server, Site19, surface, Tasks, Underground, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	366356	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Animals Bred:	36	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Votes:	6441	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

Discord Server

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server running on vanilla Minecraft?	Yes, the server is running on vanilla Minecraft.
What are some of the groups of interest I can play as?	You can play as members of the SCP Foundation, Chaos Insurgency, and more.
Is there any lag or ping spikes on the server?	No, the server is paid off by the owner, ensuring smooth gameplay without lag or spikes.
Are there plans for organized roleplay sessions?	Yes, there are plans for longplay full site roleplay sessions with player-SCPs and interesting tasks.

WildCrafted Realms 1.21

daily habits, efficiency, goal-setting, long tail tags, organization, Prioritization, productivity, rAw TiMe, rAw TiMe tags, Realms, Routines, Scheduling, task management, time allocation, time awareness, time blocking, time efficiency, Time management, time optimization, time tracking, time utilization, WildCrafted

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind into a million pieces and then put it back together with rainbow duct tape? Well, look no further than this absolute madhouse of a server!

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and trust me, you’ll be shaking a lot of sticks because the mobs on this server are no joke. They’ll make you question your existence and why you ever thought playing on a vanilla server was a good idea.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is like a dysfunctional family that you never knew you needed. From the crazy builders to the PvP maniacs, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the rAw TiMe of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NoMomNoPlayMC

aita, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, Etiquette, Friend, guest behavior, house rules, Kids, Manners, mom, NoMomNoPlayMC, overreaction, parenting, play date, Respect, Social Skills

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7646
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Potions Brewed:	107	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

DerpyCraft – Where Everyone Looks Stupid!

DerpyCraft, stupid

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Votes:	9219
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dimension Hops:	5

Trying to build a dirt house in Minecraft! But fear not, on our server, we have banned dirt houses because we believe in luxury living for all players. Join us and build your mansion in the sky, complete with diamond floors and emerald chandeliers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you mine for diamonds faster than you can say “creeper explosion!” So come on, join us and experience the high life in Minecraft like never before!

SpyCraft: Fishermen’s Find

Find, Fishermens, Spycraft

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3373
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

come join our minecraft server where we have SUSPECTED CHINESE UNDERWATER SPY DRONES swimming around in our virtual oceans! fisherman have found them off the coast of the PHILIPPINES and now they’re causing chaos in our blocky world! join us for the chance to uncover their secrets and maybe even ride them like a submarine! who needs regular old dolphins when you can have underwater spies, amirite? dive in and join the madness today!

Sea Level Survival

#sustainability, adaptation, Biodiversity, climate change, coastal areas, conservation, Decline, ecological impact, ecosystem, Environmental Science, future projections, global warming, habitat loss, High marsh habitats, LEVEL, marine ecosystems, mitigation, Report, researchers, sea, Sea Level Rise, Survival, urgent action

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2590
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

LOLZ come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be savin’ da high marsh habitats from sinkin’ into da ocean like a soggy cookie! We be buildin’ all sorts of wacky contraptions to stop dat sea-level rise, like giant sponges and magical water-proof walls.

If you join dis server, you get a special power to control da tides and make da ocean do yo biddin’. You can even ride on da back of a sea turtle and explore da depths of da underwater world. Plus, we be havin’ epic battles with evil sea monsters tryin’ to flood our land. It’s a wild ride, my dudes!

So come on over and help us save da high marsh habitats before they disappear faster than a creeper in da sunlight. Let’s show Mother Nature who’s boss and have a blast doin’ it!

SvSurvival

Active, Community, Create, Discord, Empty, Friendly, generation, Ip:, java, Join, Minecraft, Popularity, Semi Vanilla, Server, Small, SvSurvival, Teams, Terralith, Tiny, Vanilla, weekends, Word Of Mouth

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

SvSurvival Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.4, Java
Server Type	Vanilla Minecraft with Terralith generation
Community Size	Small
Teams	Few teams available for joining or creating your own
Community Description	Tiny friendly community aiming to grow through word of mouth
Server Activity	More active on weekends
IP	svsurvival.feathermc.gg
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is this a modded server?	No, it is a vanilla server with Terralith generation.
How can I join a team?	You can either join an existing team or create your own team on the server.
When is the server most active?	The server is more active during weekends.
Is the community friendly?	Yes, we have a tiny friendly community on the server.
Can I invite friends to join?	Yes, feel free to spread the popularity of the server by word of mouth.

Crafted Realm 1.21

armor, color, Correction, crafted, editing, English language, error, extra u, grammar, Language, language learning, misspelling, mistake, proofreading, Realm, spelling error, typo, vocabulary, Word, Writing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3653
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this wacky Minecraft server, bruh! We got all the crazy stuff you could ever imagine, like armuor and coluor! Yeah, you heard me right, we like to keep things extra British around here, just to mess with your head, haha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a trippy acid trip, man. You’ll be questioning reality and your own existence while building epic structures and battling mobs. It’s like Inception meets Minecraft, bro!

So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin! You won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

HangryHub Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Argument, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Crohn’s disease, DISRESPECTFUL, HangryHub, IBD, Marriage, marriage problems, meat eater, Minecraft, money earner, new year’s eve, omnivore diet, regret, relationship, Server, stay at home wife, ungrateful husband, Vegetarian, vegetarian meals

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1199
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Farms Harvested:	879	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	2918
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any ungrateful meat-eating husbands like the one in this story!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy builds. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building your dream world without any annoying spouses demanding meat dishes.

Explore our vast virtual world and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a disrespectful husband when you can join a community of fellow gamers who share your love for Minecraft?

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. Who knows, you might even find a virtual spouse who appreciates your vegetarian cooking skills!

CraftyBFs – AITA? Ozempic

advice, aita, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, CraftyBFs, diet, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Lifestyle, long-term solution, medication, obesity, Offense, overweight, ozempic, reddit, relationship, Support, weight loss

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have more drama than a reality TV show!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through crazy relationship drama like never before. Witness epic battles between players over who should try ozempic first, and who should hit the gym instead. Will you choose sides or start your own drama-filled storyline?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where apologizing and expressing support is just the beginning. Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this wild Minecraft adventure!

SlovakCraft: Gas Wars Edition

aid, diplomatic dispute, eastern europe, economic consequences, Edition, energy supply, european union, foreign policy, gas, gas crisis, gas transit, halt, humanitarian assistance, international relations, Limit, political tension, prime minister, sanctions, SlovakCraft, Slovakia, threat, ukrainians, Wars

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2691
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	194
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz if u dont, the slovak pm will come for u and limit ur aid like wut even is that?? gas transit halt? more like gas transit HALT ME FROM LAUGHING AT THIS CRAZY SERVER! join now before u get threatened by a pm who probably plays minecraft too cuz who doesnt?? come build with us and avoid the aid limits, unless u wanna risk it and see what happens when u mess with the slovak pm in minecraft land. u have been warned!

Second Bed & Breakfast

Accommodation, Bed.., Breakfast, charming, comfortable, Cozy, FANTASY, guest, Hobbit, home, Hospitality, host, lodging, middle earth, quaint, Retreat, second breakfast, shire, Small, Tolkien, Welcoming

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	128
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

come join this cray cray minecraft server where hobbits give u a bed AND a second breakfast! like, who even does that?! u can build ur own hobbit hole and chill with ur tiny homies while eating all the breakfast u want. plus, there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. but shh, it’s a secret! so come on over and let’s get this party started, hobbit style!

MythicCraft: Demon Map Quest

artistic features, Demon, demonic map, Devils, dragons, Elves, folklore, folklore origins, folklore research, folklore sources, folklore stories, German folklorists, giants, GIS tools, house spirits, Map, map creation, mythical creatures, mythiccraft, Polish folklorists, Quest, Renaissance maps, supernatural beings, symbolic features, Werewolves

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	740
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Runes Activated:	0

Yo, so like, this server is like straight up wild, man. We got researchers who done created a map that’s straight outta some demonic folklore shiz. They mixed up all them Renaissance map vibes with some fancy GIS tools to find where all them stories ’bout werewolves, devils, dragons, house spirits, giants, and elves come from. It’s like a freakin’ treasure hunt for spooky legends, bro!

Join this server if you wanna uncover the secrets of ancient myths and legends, or if you just wanna chill with some wicked creatures in a virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a portal to a realm full of mythical beasts and magical beings. It’s gonna be lit, fam. So come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Players:	106/900	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5