CraftyPrimates | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2197
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7167
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	43

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	87	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ores Mined:	3285
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Chimeras Created:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	1144
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Emeralds Found:	6614
New Chunks Explored:	515359	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6975
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Potions Brewed:	115
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Mines Excavated:	4657

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	38

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5510	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ores Mined:	6196	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3196
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Chimeras Created:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!

FreakCraft

Challenges, Community, Discord, discord community, Freakcraft, independent, java, java server, Machine, no plugins, No tp/sethome, player-driven, purpose-built, QUIRKS, self-hosted, Semi Vanilla, Stable, Survival, Technical, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Server Name	FreakCraft
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Version	Latest stable vanilla jar
Plugins	None
Features	No tp/sethome
Discord	https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj
IP	freakcraft.net

Overview:

FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.

There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.

Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.

FAQ:

Q: What version of Minecraft does FreakCraft run on?: A: FreakCraft runs on the latest stable vanilla jar version of Minecraft.
Q: Are there any plugins on FreakCraft?: A: No, FreakCraft does not have any plugins, providing a true vanilla experience.
Q: Is there a teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft?: A: No, there is no teleport or sethome feature on FreakCraft. Players are expected to navigate the world on their own.
Q: How can I join the FreakCraft Discord server?: A: You can join the Discord server by visiting https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj.
Q: What type of players are recommended for FreakCraft?: A: Players looking for a true vanilla experience with all its quirks and challenges are well suited for FreakCraft.

Players:	108/500	Votes:	7139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	5