CraftyPrimatePals | New Minecraft Servers 2024

No Nihao on Trains Minecraft Server

asian americans, Asians, cultural appropriation, cultural sensitivity, discrimination, Diversity, Inclusivity, microaggressions, Minecraft, minority rights, NIHAO, public transportation, race relations, racism, Respect, Server, social etiquette, social justice, Stereotypes, Trains, white privilege, Xenophobia

Are you tired of not being able to say “nihao” to Asians on trains because you’re not even white? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all greetings, no matter what color you are! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical conversations and questionable train etiquette. Who knows, you might even make a friend who will teach you how to say “hello” in every language except the one you actually need. Don’t miss out on this unique experience, join us now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Farms Harvested:	753	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cute Disney SMP – League of #202

amphibia, Big City Greens, cartoons, cute, discussion, Disney, DTVA, Female Protagonists, Hailey’s On It!, Hamster And Gretel, Harriet The Spy, hilda, Kiff, Kipo, League, League of Cute, MIRACULOUS, Moon Girl And Devil Dinosaur, smp, Star vs. the Forces of Evil, The Ghost And Molly McGee, The Owl House, Twelve Forever

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we discuss all things related to cute and funny female protagonists in Western cartoons! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Friday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on our sick moves.

2. Our server is guarded by a team of highly trained hamsters who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you. They may be small, but they are fierce!

3. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. But be warned, it’s guarded by a mischievous ghost who loves to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in our world. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await on the other side?

So come join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most hilarious and absurd journey of your gaming life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Potions Brewed:	108
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BlockPartyFamDinner

annual dinner, Apology, BlockPartyFamDinner, Boundaries, brothers, city, City Living, Communication, complex relationship, Conflict Resolution, family dinner, family dynamics, glass half empty, glass half full, hosting dinner, parents, Personalities, Siblings, sister-in-law, Village, village life

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with sibling rivalry, passive-aggressive in-laws, and intense family dinners.

Are you a glass-half-full player or a glass-half-empty player? It doesn’t matter, because on our server, we embrace all personalities (even the ones who’d rather die than sleep over at your place).

Experience the thrill of hosting family dinners in Minecraft, where you can invite your siblings but ban their spouses for epic showdowns. Will you demand an apology before allowing them in your virtual house? The choice is yours!

Join us for a server like no other, where the drama is as intense as a zombie siege. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft family feuds to keep you entertained? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

HopeCraft: Building a Better Tomorrow

#sustainability, building, collaboration, Community, compassion, education, Empathy, Environment, equality, Future, Hope, HopeCraft, innovation, Justice, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, resilience, Technology, Tomorrow, Unity, world

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through epic quests, secret dungeons, and even teach you how to speak llama (it’s a real language, I swear).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a magical portal that leads to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Farms Harvested:	321	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyDesertKingdom

arab-israeli conflict, CraftyDesertKingdom, Crown Prince, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Palestinian state, peace process, Politics, recognition, reconciliation, regional stability, Saudi Arabia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, two-state solution

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are actually secret agents for saudi arabia and israel, but they gotta work together to build the ultimate base and defeat the evil ender dragon.

the crown prince of saudi arabia is like the boss of the server and he’s all like “no recognition for israel until we have a palestinian state, yo!” and everyone’s like “yeah, we gotta make peace in minecraft first before we can do it in real life, bro.”

join this server for the most epic diplomatic minecraft battles and crazy alliances you’ll ever see. plus, there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the map that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate ruler of the server.

come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s make peace through minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DizzyCraft: Watch Your Step!

aging, balance, Contribute, correlation, dizziness, DizzyCraft, Factors, Falls, Future, geriatrics, health, likelihood, meta analysis, older adults, Prevention, research, Risk, Stability, statistics, step, study, vertigo, watch

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your little block house and tending to your pixelated farm, when BAM! You start feeling dizzy out of nowhere. But don’t worry, because on our server, dizziness is actually a good thing!

Yup, you heard me right. If you start feeling dizzy while playing on our server, you’re actually over 60% more likely to fall into some crazy adventure in the future. Forget about boring old regular falls, we’re talking about falling into hidden dungeons, falling into treasure troves, falling into epic battles with dragons and creepers.

And get this, even if you think there might be other factors contributing to your risk of falling, like maybe you ate too many virtual carrots or stayed up too late mining for diamonds, it doesn’t matter. On our server, dizziness is the key to unlocking a whole new world of excitement and danger.

So come join us on the most thrilling Minecraft server out there, where dizziness isn’t just a side effect, it’s a ticket to the ride of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	50

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Chrome Network

Adventure, building, Creative mode, Earth, Earthsmp, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming Community, minecraft Java, Mini Games, Mods, multiplayer, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, redstone engineering, role playing, Server Events, Skyblock, smp, Survival

Lots of fun to be had! Smp, EarthSMP, Pixelmon, and more games coming soon! Minecraft Java 1.16.5 and other mods.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ores Mined:	8124
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Aqua Planet SMP

Adventure, Aqua Planet SMP, Bosses, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Enchants, Friends, Fun, Fun Community, great staff, Ip:, Islands, Land claiming, Minecraft, Monsters, oceans, Player Shops, Player Warps, PvE, PvP, Survival, Version, vote parties

Welcome to APSMP! A world like no other, sail the oceans and explore islands. Join, bring your friends, prepare to fight off monsters and bosses while you try to survive!

We have many fun features like Custom Enchants, Player Shops and Player Warps, Vote Parties, Land Claiming, Fun Community, Great Staff!

What are you waiting for? Hop in and have fun!!

↕️ SERVER IP: mc.apsmp.com ↕️ VERSION: latest [1.21.1]

↕️ DISCORD: apsmp.com/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Moony McMoonface: The Almost Vanilla Adventure! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, Creative, Griefing, host, Ip:, MAINTAIN, Maps, Max8abug, McMoonface, Minecraft, Moonbat, Moony, player events, progress, Reset, Rewards, Safe, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Trust, update, Vanilla, Version

Moonbat Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Creative, Survival (no-griefing), Survival (griefing allowed)
Server IP	moonbat.ddns.net
Server Version	1.21.1

FAQ

Q: Can I trust that my progress will be safe on the SMP maps?

A: Yes, both SMP maps won’t reset, so your progress will be safe.

Q: Are there player events with survival rewards on the server?

A: Yes, we occasionally run player events with survival rewards.

Q: Who is the host of Moonbat Minecraft server?

A: Max8abug is the host of Moonbat Minecraft.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4478	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7629
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Cute Model Minecraft Server

#dare, adorable, Alluring, attractive, beauty, Captivating, challenge, charming, cute, delightful, Enchanting, fashion, Gorgeous, Irresistible, Lovely, Minecraft, MODEL, PRETTY, Server, STRIKING, Stunning, SWEET

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the models are cuter than a basket of kittens wearing tiny top hats! Seriously, we challenge you to find a server with more adorable pixelated creatures roaming around. Our cows have been known to break out into impromptu dance parties, and our chickens are expert beatboxers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can catch it, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who are as weird and wonderful as the world we’ve created. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can handle the cuteness overload on our server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9972	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Sushi SMP Star Minecraft Restaurants

culinary indulgence, decadent meals, eating sushi, exclusive dining, expensive food, extravagant meals, fine dining, fine dining experience, foodie experience, gourmet dining, gourmet sushi, high-end restaurants, high-priced sushi, indulgent sushi, lavish dining, luxury dining experience, luxury dining., Michelin star restaurants, Minecraft, premium dining, restaurants, smp, star, sushi, upscale sushi

Are you tired of eating 100 dollar plates of sushi at Michelin star restaurants all alone? Do you find yourself spamming fanfiction on a dead message board just to feel some sort of connection with others? Well, have we got the Minecraft SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond armor fashion shows, llama races through Nether portals, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that ensues when this group of misfits comes together in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

RoleBlockerMC

Acting, actress, Audition.., body image, cast meeting, college, decision, deserving, Drama, Experience, Guilt, high school, Jealousy, Júnior, Lead role, role switch, RoleBlockerMC, school play, Senior, talent, Theatre

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama isn’t just for the stage, it’s for the virtual world too! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and intense rivalries as you navigate through the treacherous world of high school drama.

Just like in real life, you’ll encounter jealous seniors who will stop at nothing to steal your spotlight. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and show them who’s boss. Take on the lead role and shine brighter than ever before!

With intense auditions and fierce competition, you’ll have to prove your worth and show off your acting skills. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for drama that you never knew you had. So come on, join us and let the drama unfold in the most epic way possible. Who needs real life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyLifeChange – Minecraft SMP

CraftyLifeChange, life change, lifestyle change, Minecraft, new beginnings, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-change, self-empowerment, self-evolution, self-realization, self-renewal, self-transformation, significant change, smp, transformation

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama wearing sunglasses and a top hat appears out of nowhere. He starts rapping about how this Minecraft SMP is the coolest place to be and how joining will change your life forever.

You see, on this server, we don’t just build houses and farms. We build entire theme parks dedicated to potatoes. Yes, you heard that right. Potatoes. And every full moon, we have a potato-themed dance party where everyone dresses up as their favorite potato dish.

But that’s not even the best part. We have a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are trying to overthrow the evil sheep empire. It’s like Game of Thrones, but with more feathers and clucking.

So, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of potatoes, llamas, and chicken warriors, then this Minecraft SMP is the place for you. Join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NatureCrafters

bird watching, camping, ecotherapy, Favorite way to connect with nature, forest bathing, Hiking, mindfulness in nature, Nature appreciation, nature connection, nature conservation, Nature exploration, nature healing., nature immersion, nature journaling, nature meditation, nature photography, nature therapy, nature walks, NatureCrafters, outdoor activities, star gazing

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate nature lover’s paradise!

Picture this: you log on and are immediately greeted by a friendly pack of wolves who are ready to be your loyal companions. You can ride around on a majestic unicorn through lush forests and crystal clear rivers. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take a hot air balloon ride to explore the vast expanse of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the elusive and magical rainbow sheep, who poop out diamonds instead of wool. Yes, you read that right – DIAMONDS. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret garden where the flowers sing and dance to your favorite tunes.

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the whimsical, join our server today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5592	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

HezbaCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, communication disruption, cyber attack, cyber warfare, digital disruption, Disarray, extremist organization, HezbaCraft, hezbollah, information warfare, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military conflict, Minecraft, national security, Pager attack, political turmoil, security breach, Server, technology vulnerability, Terrorism

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it got da most epic pager attack u ever seen. we threw hezbollah into disarray with our epic skills and now we run dis server like bosses. come join us and be part of da chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and zombies doing da cha cha slide. u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else. so come on in and let’s have a blast together. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all da rarest items and treasures. only da bravest and craziest players can find it. r u up for da challenge? join us now and let’s conquer da world of minecraft together!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Farms Harvested:	472	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Buildings Constructed:	40	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Potions Brewed:	131
Zombie Dances:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8