If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Mines Excavated: 4094 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Divine Spears Created: 22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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