CraftyPolishMusk2020 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	8315
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5192
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ores Mined:	9957	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	253	Love Letters Sent:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ores Mined:	1005
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	25
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
New Chunks Explored:	698787	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Animals Bred:	147	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	New Chunks Explored:	173875
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2928	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9385
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Emeralds Found:	7085
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	727
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Emeralds Found:	9775
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9816
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Dimension Hops:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Towns Built:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Votes:	6581
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1984
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Star Shards Collected:	91	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4352
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Emeralds Found:	3305	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Animals Bred:	34
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	2

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1037
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Mines Excavated:	4606
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8191
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Divine Spears Created:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Buildings Constructed:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1