so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
Divine Spears Created: 13 Players Killed by Monsters: 8175
Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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