so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Mines Excavated: 2406
Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 10
Players Killed by Monsters: 2683 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 17

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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