so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
Mines Excavated: 2404 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Astral Amulets Crafted: 41
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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