so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, like seriously. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. it’s like a party in your computer, man.

you gotta join this server because the president of Poland said so. yeah, he was like, “yo, all you Polish Americans better vote in the US election or else you gotta play on this minecraft server forever.” and let me tell you, that’s a fate worse than stepping on a lego.

we got diamonds as big as your head and creepers that tell knock knock jokes. it’s a wild ride, my friend. so come on over and vote for your favorite block in our annual block election. will it be dirt or cobblestone? the choice is yours.

join now or forever hold your pickaxe.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Magical Moments Shared: 17
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 41
Meteorite Armor Created: 12 Dimension Hops: 4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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