CraftyPleasureLand

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos in the most non-sexually pleasurable way possible? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of dancing pigs. Our server is like no other, with hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even the occasional enchanted rubber ducky.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where you can duel against other players using nothing but a carrot on a stick. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built parkour course that will test your skills and sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most non-sexually pleasurable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • LuckyGem Fresh Semi-Vanilla SMP Crossplay

    LuckyGem Fresh Semi-Vanilla SMP Crossplay

    LuckyGem SMP is a fresh semi vanilla survival server where you can play on Java or Bedrock together. It feels like a new start with a fully custom spawn and lots of places made to look cool like a shopping district and a nether hub.

    The server runs weekly competitions that can be building mining redstone or PvE stuff. Winners get rare items and special perks so there is always a reason to try hard.

    There are also tons of custom advancements so you can track goals and get rewards while you play. You can use cosmetic datapacks to change your look and style. There are staff collectibles too and if you collect five you can move a spawner to your base.

    The economy is player driven and uses diamonds. The community is active with friendly staff and updates based on feedback.

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  • GoblinSMP Pure Vanilla Survival Chaos

    GoblinSMP Pure Vanilla Survival Chaos

    GoblinSMP is a true vanilla survival server where the gameplay stays simple. I saw that it does not use plugins that change how the game works. There are no land claims and nobody is going to hold your hand.

    The main rule is no hacking. After that it is all up to the players. You can build anything you want. You can team up with people or start wars or just explore and live far out in the wild.

    It feels like a player driven world where the story comes from whatever everyone decides to do next. If you want chaos or community or just pure survival it is your choice.

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  • Lifesteal Anarchy On A Permanent World

    Lifesteal Anarchy On A Permanent World

    I found a server called MinecraftOffline and it is running on version 1.21.11. It is a lifesteal anarchy type place so fights matter and it can get pretty brutal.

    The world is permanent and it says there are no resets. That makes it feel like everything you build or lose actually sticks around.

    It also has custom written plugins so the gameplay is not just plain vanilla. The server is based in Finland so it should be good for European players who want low latency.

    The hardware looks solid too with NVMe drives ECC memory and a 1 Gbit network so it should be able to handle the chaos.

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  • Wipe Season PvP With Timed Unlocks

    Wipe Season PvP With Timed Unlocks

    I found a competitive PvP server that runs in short seasons with full wipes. It is all about timed progression so stuff unlocks later instead of day one chaos.

    The Overworld is open right away then the Nether unlocks after a set time and the End unlocks later too. They keep fights more grounded since netherite armor is disabled and End Crystals are not allowed and Respawn Anchors are not allowed. Diamond gear stays the main endgame tier.

    PvP is expected and you can make temporary alliances but it sounds like solo players are the ones who really win. Hacked clients and exploit abuse are not allowed and you still have to follow basic conduct rules. Unlock timing announcements happen in the server so you need to pay attention.

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  • Hermitcraft Style SMP With Proximity Chat

    Hermitcraft Style SMP With Proximity Chat

    This is a community centered survival server made by players for players. It is going for a Hermitcraft style SMP feel with a diamond based economy.

    There is a shopping district plus public builds and bigger projects that people work on together. A lot of players use proximity chat so meeting people feels easy.

    The server tries to keep the vanilla experience while still adding some cosmetic and quality of life stuff that the community asks for and votes on. There are homes too.

    It is Java only on Minecraft 1.21.11. It is whitelisted and it is 18 plus only. You can usually find 5 to 20 people online and there are lots of regular active players and groups that want new members.

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