CraftyPlaneCrashFun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Farms Harvested:	207	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yea, you heard me right. LASER PIGS. and if that ain’t enough to get you hyped, we also got a secret underground disco party run by talking llamas. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the haunted mansion filled with ghost chickens? yea, they cluck and haunt at the same time. it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond mine guarded by a squad of ninja turtles. they’re like, the protectors of the bling bling, yo.

so, if you wanna experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life, you gotta join this server, cuz ain’t no other place like it. trust me, you won’t regret it. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started! WOOHOO!

Alien Invasion Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, Alien, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders General, Invasion, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Moo, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Realm, Remilia Nephys, Reverie Extended, tcgia, tsunderia, V4Mirai, Yubicraft

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Yo, bros, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders, but in blocky pixel form! Imagine building with your favorite Phase Connect characters like Kaneko Lumi, Fuura Yuri, Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and more!

It’s like a virtual idol concert, but in Minecraft! Get ready to rock out with Remilia Nephys, Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and even Komachi Panko!

Plus, there are Phase Friends like Lia from Phase Connect, Prima from Ex-Tsunderia, and Kawaii from Kawaii! It’s a whole virtual world of fun and craziness!

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this epic Minecraft server inspired by /pcgia/! It’s gonna be a blocky blast!

Not4MeMC SMP

AMBITION, aspirations, aspirations vs reality, Career Change, career exploration, career goals, career path, career satisfaction, dream job, goals, interests, life choices, Life decisions, Not4MeMC, Passion, personal development, personal growth, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	170
Void Gems Collected:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ores Mined:	541	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. This server is like no other, my dudes.

Join our server for the chance to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you heard me. Llama whisperer. These majestic creatures will only respond to your commands if you can speak their language. And trust me, it’s a language only the truest of gamers can master.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that. Armored pigs, armed with diamond swords, charging into battle like the noble steeds they are. It’s a sight to behold, my friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night. Glowstone dance floor, zombie DJs, and all the rotten flesh you can eat. It’s a party you won’t want to miss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

OldManCraft

aging, Change in priorities, critical thinking, cynical, disillusionment, emotional intelligence, Experience, growing up, jaded, life experiences, life lessons, Maturity, OldManCraft, personal growth, perspective, Realism, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, skepticism, unimpressed, wisdom

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster communities? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil villagers who have stolen all the diamonds in the land. Or how about participating in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a roller coaster that goes all the way to the moon. Rumor has it that if you can ride the coaster without screaming, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

WeaponizedCraft Minecraft Server

aid, arms deal, arms sales, arms transfer, biden, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense industry, Diplomacy, foreign policy, government assistance, international relations, military aid, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, political news, security assistance, Server, Ukraine, US, WeaponizedCraft, weapons

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we are sending $1.25 billion in weapons to Ukraine?! Like, what even is happening?! We gotta get all this aid out before Biden leaves office, man! Join us on this wild ride as we navigate through international politics and Minecraft battles like never before. Trust me, you do not want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyCrashLand

accident, Aliyev, Apology, Aviation, azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, Communication, Condolences, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCrashLand, crisis management., Diplomacy, international relations, investigation, plane crash, political leaders, putin, russia, Tragedy, tragic incident

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4870
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	272	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.

Brain Block Builders

age, BLOCK, Brain, brain development, brain health, brain imaging, brain structure, brain volume, Builders, cerebellar regions, cognition ability, cognitive decline, cognitive function, disrupted connectivity, education, INEQUALITY, Memory, neural connections, neurological effects, sex, social disparities, socioeconomic status, temporo-posterior

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ores Mined:	9847
Astral Projections Made:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, IT’LL MAKE YOUR BRAIN SHRINK! JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN TURN INTO A TINY PEANUT WHILE YOU BUILD CRAZY CASTLES AND FIGHT ZOMBIES WITH YOUR PINKY TOE.

WE’VE GOT LEVELS OF INEQUALITY SO HIGH, YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A PSYCHEDELIC DREAM. YOUR MEMORY WILL BE GONE, BUT WHO NEEDS IT WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THIS MUCH FUN?

COME JOIN US ON THIS MIND-BENDING ADVENTURE AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE THE INSANITY. WHO NEEDS EDUCATION AND COGNITIVE FUNCTION WHEN YOU’VE GOT A SWORD MADE OF CHEESE?

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR BRAIN SHRINK BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!

What is the IP for Clix Minecraft Server?

chapter 1, chapter 1 og, Chapter 1: Season 1, chapter 2, chapter 2 reaction, chapter 6, Chapter One, Clix, clix fortnite, first win, fn, fortnite, fortnite up, fortnite update, Minecraft, new chapter, new fortnite season, new fortnite update, new season, new update, og, og chapter 1, OG FN, og fortnite, og season, Season, season 1, Server, update, WIN

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Clix is a professional esports player and Twitch streamer known for his skills in games such as Fortnite. With an impressive competitive track record and a large following on social media, Clix has established himself as one of the top players in the industry. His dedication to gaming and entertaining content has earned him a loyal fan base and a reputation as a rising star in the esports world.

Vivid Worlds 1.21.2

1.21.2, broken monitor, broken monitor gay men, broken monitor gay men visuals, broken monitor visuals, broken monitor visuals gay men, Gay Men, gay men broken monitor visuals, gay men monitor, gay men monitor visuals, gay men visuals, gay men visuals broken monitor, gay men visuals monitor, gay men visuals monitor broken, monitor, monitor gay men visuals, Visuals, visuals gay men broken monitor, visuals monitor, visuals monitor gay men, vivid, worlds

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Join this server for the wackiest experience of your life. Why? Because my monitor broke and I saw a whole new world of pixelated madness.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle. It’s like a fever dream, but with creepers and lava pits.

Forget reality, join this server and enter a dimension where chaos reigns supreme and the laws of physics are just a suggestion.

Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.

BodyBendMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, BIZARRE, Body, BodyBendMinecraftSMP, Contortion, eccentric, eXtraordinary, flexibility, odd, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, peculiar talent, Physical, quirky, skill, strange, talent, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Yo bros, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a party in your pants but for your brain! We got like, a million diamond blocks just waiting for you to mine them with your toes. And get this, our server has a secret underground lair where you can find a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and gives you superpowers.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a mini-game where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a spoon. And if you win, you get a pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with its fiery breath.

So come on, join us and let’s get weird with our bodies together in this wacky Minecraft adventure!

PixelPioneerCraft

“2000s”, 90s, Childhood, Digital, electronics, Evolution, Gadgets, high-tech, History, innovation, Memories, Nostalgia, obsolete, old school, Outdated, past, PixelPioneerCraft, progress, Retro, Technology, vintage

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Divine Spears Created:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	387	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Remember when floppy disks were the bomb dot com? Well, just like those ancient relics, this Minecraft server is a blast from the past in all the best ways! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated nostalgia and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so cutting-edge that we have actual time-traveling llamas that can take you back to the Stone Age or forward to the year 3000. Want to ride a T-Rex through a futuristic city made entirely of cheese? Done. How about battling robot zombies in a medieval castle? Easy peasy.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you could be living out your wildest dreams in Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Floppy disks? Pfft, who needs ’em when you’ve got time-traveling llamas and cheese cities!

Minecraft server: ShiaCraft – No griefing Israel!

#Intention, anti-Israel, Ceasefire, Conflict, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, Griefing, international news, Iraqi militias, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military groups, Minecraft, Peace efforts, peace negotiations, Pro-Iranian, regional dynamics, regional stability, Report, security threats, Server, ShiaCraft, stop actions

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Enchantments Applied:	213	Battle Standards Raised:	9

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. We got like, pro-Iranian Iraqi militias running around, but don’t worry, they’re like, not gonna mess with Israel on this server, lmao. It’s like, a peace treaty or something, but in Minecraft.

Join us for some crazy adventures, like, building epic bases and fighting off mobs with our new buddies from Iraq. Who knew Minecraft could be so political, amirite? Plus, we have like, special events where you can win cool prizes, like, a diamond sword or a pet creeper.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and see where the pro-Iranian Iraqi militia takes us next. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyCrashBlameRus

air travel, Airlines, Aviation, aviation safety, azerbaijan, Blame, CraftyCrashBlameRus, crash, diplomatic relations, Disaster, international relations, investigation, investigation findings, Kremlin, plane crash, political implications, political tensions, russia, Tragedy, tragedy response, White House

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Void Armor Forged:	26
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

HEY U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIT ASF, LIKE A BUNCH OF LLAMAS ON FIRE LIT. WE GOT DIAMONDS COMIN OUTTA OUR EARS AND CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA.

ON DIS SERVER, WE GOT A STORY THAT RUSSIA CAUSED THE AZERBAIJAN AIRLINES CRASH. YEAH, THE WHITE HOUSE SAID IT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE WE KEEP ALL THE EVIDENCE.

ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET ENDER DRAGON THAT CAN DO BACKFLIPS? YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE SOME MEMES TOGETHER. #BLAMEPUTIN #MINECRAFT4LIFE.

Laughing Bride Minecraft 1.21.2

1.21.2, advice, bride, Commitment, compatibility, DATING, Decision making, humor, humor in relationships, LAUGHING, Laughter, long term, love, Marriage, marriage advice, Minecraft, partner, Personality, POL, Qualities, relationships, sense of humor, Spouse, Women

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	17	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2856
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Runes Activated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like marrying a woman with a sense of humor on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Imagine building a house with a bunch of crazy peeps who make you laugh so hard you’ll forget about all the crazy stuff happening in the world.

Join this server and you’ll never have a dull moment, just like marrying a funny woman on /pol/ – it’s gonna be a rollercoaster of laughs and memes!

Don’t miss out on all the fun, bro, join now and get ready for a wild ride!

CreeperConfessMC

adult content, ANONYMOUS, confession, Confidential, CreeperConfessMC, discretion, explicit, explicit details, fantasies, fetish, guilty pleasures, hidden desires, Intimacy, mature content, NSFW, Personal, Private, REVEALING, Secrets, taboo, Uncensored

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Emeralds Found:	8051
Votes:	1616	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Farms Harvested:	183	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest, most NSFW Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Join us for a server where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to engaging in scandalous roleplay with other players. Our community is full of hilarious and outrageous characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we also have secret underground clubs where players can confess their most scandalous secrets anonymously. Want to admit your love for Steve in a Speedo skin? Go for it! Want to confess your obsession with collecting virtual diamonds? We won’t judge (too much).

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and join a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries, then come on down and join us. Just be prepared for the wild ride that awaits you!

TalibanCraft Minecraft Server

Afghan Taliban, air strikes, Armed Forces, border tensions, Conflict, extremism, Insurgency, international relations, kabul, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Pakistan, regional conflict, response, RETALIATION, security concerns, Server, South Asia, TalibanCraft, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3836
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Potions Brewed:	114

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! We got Afghan Taliban forces hitting up several points in Pakistan in response to air strikes, like what even is that?! It’s like a war zone up in here, but in Minecraft! Come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. Plus, Kabul says it’s lit, so you know it’s gonna be a good time. Don’t miss out on all the action, join now!