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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6039 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 219 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 22 | Enchantments Applied: | 300 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.