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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 3319 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.