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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 7499 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 17 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.