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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 8553 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Mines Excavated: | 4139 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 29 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.