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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4847 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 18 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.