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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 6227 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
Emeralds Found: | 5645 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.