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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 4531 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 88 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.