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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5234 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1043 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.