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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 4168 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 5259 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.