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Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1909 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Epic Quests Completed: | 27 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Runes Activated: | 6 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 417 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.